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Yo Momma Dieting

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Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.

Yo mama so fat that when someone called her fat, she ate him

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising

yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

yo momma so fat she blocks the WiFi signal

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side. 

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