Yo mama so fat as skittles--Yo Mama Jokes| Clean Funny Jokes

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Yo mama so fat as skittles


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Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.


Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.


Yo mama so fat then when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides


Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.


Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.


Yo mama so fat I told her to haul ass & she hadda make two trips.


Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.


Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.


Your momma is so fat when she walked in her new house the first thing she saw was the basement


Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.


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