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Yo Mama So Fat Army

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Yo mama so fat she straps an iPad on her arm before every run

Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat in the summer, people use her belly button as a swimming pool.

Yo mama so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger

Yo mama so fat, if she was bricks she'd be a housing project.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

"You cant have a brother or a sister "Why?" "Yo mama so fat your daddy got squished in the process!"

Your mom is so fat that she can't fit in this joke. 

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