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Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet
Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!
Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her "treble".
Yo mama so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctors gave her 10 years to live!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.
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