What Are Some Good Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

What Are Some Good Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

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What Are Some Good Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad 

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Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight 

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Yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide 

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Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her. 

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Yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties 

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Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball. 

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Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family 

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Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake 

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Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in. 

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Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed. 

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Yo momma so fat, she enjoys long romantic walks to the refrigerator. 

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Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her 

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Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide 

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Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle." 

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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices 

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Yo momma so fat she blocks the WiFi signal 

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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. 

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Yo mama so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it. 

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Yo Mama so FAT, she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June. 

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Yo mama so fat I told her to haul ass & she hadda make two trips. 

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Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. 

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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. 

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Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant 

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Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house 

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Yo momma is so fat her favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets 

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Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper 

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Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe 

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller 

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Yo mama so fat, NASA thought she caused a solar eclipse 

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Yo momma so fat I could travel halfway across the world and still see her shadow 

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Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard. 

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Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake. 

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheat codes for wii fit. 

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Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. 

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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! 

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Yo Mama so fat, she has a KFC bucket in her hands at all times 

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Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! 

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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator 

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Your mamma so fat that when she went skydiving people thought she was a hot air balloon. 

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Yo mama so fat when her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters 

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Yo momma so fat she thought the f on the dash board stand for food. 

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Yo mommas so fat she uses a whole stick of deodorant on half an armpit. 

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't have corn rows she has crop circles 

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Yo mama so fat, she's the reason buffets installed speed bumps 

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Yo mamma so fat a vampire bit her and got Type 2 diabetes. 

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Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme. 

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Yo mama so fat she bathes with Shamu at Sea World 

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Yo mamma is so fat she was talking on her telephone and it got lost in her ear. 

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Yo mama so fat she has to pull her pants down to get into her pockets 

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Yo mama so fat she went cow tipping and got pushed over 

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Yo mama so fat, that in the summer, she sells her own shade. 

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Yo mama so fat, her fingers are too fat for the iPad. 

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Yo mama so fat, she used jumper cables for suspenders 

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Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! 

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