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Jokes To Tell Your Mom

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Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money

Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

 

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A: "Where's Popcorn?"

 

Q: Why is a computer so smart?

A: Cause it listens to its motherboard.

 

Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw?

A: Tracy.

Q: Why did the cookie cry?

A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

 

Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip)?

A: The internet, Telephone, Tell your mom.

 

Q: What do you call a small mom?

A: minimum.

 

Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: catch up!

 

Q: Why don't mothers wear watches?

A: There's a clock on the stove.

 

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his mom was in a jam!

 

Q: What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?

A: I want my mummy.

 

Q: What did the momma say to the foal?

A: Its pasture your bedtime

 

Q: What book do moms like the most?

A: "Their husbands checkbook!"

 

Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

A: You spend too much time on the web.

 

Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

A: It's time to go to sweep! 

 

Your Mom So Fat Jokes--Lol Style

 

 

Your Mom So Fat Jokes

 

Your mom is so fat, that when she attempts to enter a premade team it says "limit 5/3 players". 

Your mom is so fat, that when she enters summoners rift she is sharing the EXP from every lane and all of the jungle!

Your mom is so fat, that when TF uses Destiny he can see the entire map. I don't know

Your mom is so fat that Singed broke his back while flinging her

Your mom is so fat that when Pantheon ultimates her, he bounces back

Your mom is so fat that the servers crash when she log in. (Fail) 

Your mom is Gragas (Best way to say how sexy someones mom is)

Your mom is so fat she should go on a diet

Your mom is so fat, that when Blitz uses Rocket Grab he pulls himself to her instead

Your mom's so fat, she don't even need a summoner skill to be exhausted.

Your mom's so fat, Urgot's ultimate is auto-cleansed.

Your mom's so fat even Cho Gath can't eat her.

Your mom's so fat, her dance /emote crashes the server.

Your mom's so fat, she can only be partially resurrected by Zilean.

Your mom's so fat, she causes the delay between US and EU updates

Your mom's so fat, she takes up the entire team's invertory slots.

Your mom's so fat, she can lane mid, top and bottom at the same time.

Your mom's so fat, she can fortify a turret.

Your mom's so fat, GP's cannonball barage feels like rain droplets.

Your mom's so fat, she uses fiddlesticks as a toothpick.

Your mom's so fat, she would cost over 9000 RP.

Your mom's so fat, Gragas would bellybounce right off of her.

Your mom's so fat, she uses Trundle's filth pillar as a (you know what)

Your mom's so fat, she has too many skins to count.

Your mom's so fat, she'd require an entire patch version to change her movement speed by 1%.

Your mom's so fat, she makes mushroom soup out of teemo's shrooms, eats it, and doesn't even burp.

Your mom's so fat, she has her own gravitational field, causing Garen to spin the opposite way.

Your mom's so fat, when Yi alpha strikes he's just stuck inside her.

 

Jokes To Tell Your Mom And Son

 

 

Jokes To Tell Your Mom 

 

Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!

Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.

Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.

 

Boy: “Mommy?”

Mom: “What?”

Boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”

Mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”

Boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?”

 

Son: I can go to my friends huose for party?

Dad: Don't ask my. Ask your mom

Mon: Don't ask my. Ask your dad

Son: ye ghar hai ya Bank kibrach

 

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