45 Yo Mama Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At

    45 Yo Mama Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At

 

 

If insult humor is your bag, then you're in the right place. Let's take a look at some of the best yo mama jokes ever told.

 

Along with knock-knock jokes, yo mama jokes are a rite of passage that has to be traveled. For some that road is short, for others, it is a humor-filled goldmine that needs full exploration. We’re here to help you take the dive with this list of 45 funny yo momma jokes!

 

#9 Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

 

1. Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

 

2. Yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”

 

3. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

 

4. Yo mama so fat, and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking her to move out of the way.

 

5. Yo mama so fat, that when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.

 

6. Yo mama so fat that her belt size is ‘equator’!

 

7. Yo mama so fat that her official job title is spoon and fork operator.

 

8. Yo mama’s so fat that even Dora don’t have time to explore her!

 

9. Yo mama’s so fat that when she walked past the TV I miss three episodes.

 

#9 Yo Momma So Old Jokes

 

10. Yo mama’s so old she has a picture of Abraham carved into her yearbook.

 

11. Yo mama’s so old she took her driving test on a triceratops!

 

12. Yo mama’s so old she helped write the ten commandments.

 

13. Yo mama’s so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince

 

14. Yo mama’s so old she washed up after the last supper.

 

15. Yo mama’s so old she still owes Moses money.

 

16. Yo mama’s so old she got sold while looking around the antique store!

 

17. Yo mama’s so old her driver’s license is written with Roman numerals.

 

18. Yo mama’s so old her first car was a chariot!

 

#9 Classic Yo Mama Jokes That Never Fail to Get a Reaction

 

19. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

 

20. Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

 

21. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

 

22. Yo momma so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye!

 

23. Yo mama’s so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!

 

24. Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat Eminem!

 

25. Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and the ghosts ran away.

 

26. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

27. Yo mama so dumb she thought Twitter was social media

 

#9 Mean Yo Mama Jokes for the Best of Friends

 

28. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad even the homeless send it back.

 

29. Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents.

 

30. Yo mama so poor when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her!

 

31. Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team!

 

32. Yo mama so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.

 

33. Yo momma so confusing even Scooby Doo can’t figure her out!

 

34. Yo mama so lazy she stands outside to let the wind blow her nose!

 

35. Yo mama so dumb it takes her twenty minutes to cook minute rice.

 

36. Yo mama so dumb she cooks her own complimentary breakfast.

 

#9 The Perfect Yo Momma Jokes for Any Occasion

 

37. Yo mama so ugly that she has to trick or treat over the phone.

 

38. Yo mama so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

 

39. Yo mama so ugly that the government moved Halloween to be on her birthday.

 

40. Yo mama so angry that McDonalds won’t even serve her happy meals.

 

41. Yo mama so dumb that she spent 5 hours starting at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

 

42. Yo mama so fat that when she orders a fur coat an entire species goes extinct.

 

43. Yo mama so fat that she needs to take our group insurance when she travels.

 

44. Yo mama so fat when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

45. Yo mama so old she remembers the dead sea when it was alive!

 

 

Thank you for reading. Wishing you a very happy new month!