100 Yo Momma Jokes

   100 Yo Momma Jokes

 

 

Yo Momma Joke 01

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

 

Yo Momma Joke 02

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

 

Yo Momma Joke 03

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

 

Yo Momma Joke 04

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

 

Yo Momma Joke 05

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

 

Yo Momma Joke 06

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 07

Yo Mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

 

Yo Momma Joke 08

Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

 

Yo Momma Joke 09

Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

 

Yo Momma Joke 10

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

 

Yo Momma Joke 11

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

 

Yo Momma Joke 12

Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

 

Yo Momma Joke 13

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

 

Yo Momma Joke 14

Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

 

Yo Momma Joke 15

Yo Momma so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W s.

 

Yo Momma Joke 16

Yo Momma is so fat that when she went bungie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

 

Yo Momma Joke 17

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

 

Yo Momma Joke 18

Yo Momma's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

 

Yo Momma Joke 19

Yo Momma is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

 

Yo Momma Joke 20

Yo Momma is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

 

Yo Momma Joke 21

Yo Momma is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

 

Yo Momma Joke 22

Yo Momma is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!

 

Yo Momma Joke 23

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

 

Yo Momma Joke 24

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 25

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

 

Yo Momma Joke 26

Yo Momma's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

 

Yo Momma Joke 27

Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

 

Yo Momma Joke 28

Yo Momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

 

Yo Momma Joke 29

Yo Momma is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

 

Yo Momma Joke 30

Yo Momma So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

 

Yo Momma Joke 31

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 32

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

 

Yo Momma Joke 33

your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

 

Yo Momma Joke 34

Yo Momma is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…

 

Yo Momma Joke 35

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

 

Yo Momma Joke 36

Yo Momma is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

 

Yo Momma Joke 37

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

 

Yo Momma Joke 38

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

 

Yo Momma Joke 39

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

 

Yo Momma Joke 40

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

 

Yo Momma Joke 41

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

 

Yo Momma Joke 42

Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 43

Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

 

Yo Momma Joke 44

Yo Momma so stupid she stole free bread.

 

Yo Momma Joke 45

Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

 

Yo Momma Joke 46

Yo Momma so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

 

Yo Momma Joke 47

Yo MommaS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

 

Yo Momma Joke 48

Yo Momma’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

 

Yo Momma Joke 49

Yo Momma’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

 

Yo Momma Joke 50

You mama's so skinny….she can hang glide with a dorito!

 

 

Yo Momma Joke 51

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

 

Yo Momma Joke 52

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

 

Yo Momma Joke 53

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

Yo Momma Joke 54

Yo Momma’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

 

Yo Momma Joke 55

Yo Momma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

 

Yo Momma Joke 56

Yo Momma so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

 

Yo Momma Joke 57

Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

 

Yo Momma Joke 58

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

 

Yo Momma Joke 59

Yo MommaS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING”!!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 60

Yo Momma so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

 

Yo Momma Joke 61

yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

 

Yo Momma Joke 62

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

 

Yo Momma Joke 63

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

 

Yo Momma Joke 64

Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

 

Yo Momma Joke 65

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

 

Yo Momma Joke 66

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

 

Yo Momma Joke 67

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

 

Yo Momma Joke 68

Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 69

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

 

Yo Momma Joke 70

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

 

Yo Momma Joke 71

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

 

Yo Momma Joke 72

Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!

 

Yo Momma Joke 73

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

 

Yo Momma Joke 74

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

 

Yo Momma Joke 75

Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

 

Yo Momma Joke 76

Yo Momma's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

 

Yo Momma Joke 77

Yo Momma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

 

Yo Momma Joke 78

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

 

Yo Momma Joke 79

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

 

Yo Momma Joke 80

Yo Momma so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

 

Yo Momma Joke 81

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

 

Yo Momma Joke 82

Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

 

Yo Momma Joke 83

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

 

Yo Momma Joke 84

Yo Momma so fat, when she dives into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

 

Yo Momma Joke 85

Yo Momma so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

 

Yo Momma Joke 86

Yo Momma so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

 

Yo Momma Joke 87

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

 

Yo Momma Joke 88

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

 

Yo Momma Joke 89

Yo Momma aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

 

Yo Momma Joke 90

Yo Momma so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

 

Yo Momma Joke 91

Yo Momma so fat she gives herself group hugs!

 

Yo Momma Joke 92

Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

 

Yo Momma Joke 93

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

 

Yo Momma Joke 94

Yo Momma’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

 

Yo Momma Joke 95

Yo Momma is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

 

Yo Momma Joke 96

Yo Momma is so poor that she needs coupons for the 99cent store

 

Yo Momma Joke 97

Yo Momma so black, when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent

 

Yo Momma Joke 98

Yo Momma is so fat when she walked to in’n’out she couldn’t get in or out

 

Yo Momma Joke 99

Yo Mommas so fat when she bunjie jumps she goes straight to hell!

 

Yo Momma Joke 100

Yo Momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

 

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