Top 50 Funny Adult Terrible Knock Knock Jokes That Are Funny

Terrible Knock Knock Jokes That Are Funny

 

The first joke can be described as the terrible knock knock jokes, setting up the pun on a name. This knock knock jokes best suited for mature audiences

Funny clean knock knock jokes are no longer simply child's play anymore. The following are some of the best knock knock jokes that can currently be found on the Internet. As with any joke, there are "clean" versions and there are "dirty" versions. Here, we've published only the clean ones. If you have any knock knock jokes that are funny of your own to add, we'd love to hear them!

 

Let's read Knock Knock Jokes about Knock Knock Jokes That Are Funny

 

Knock knock who's there jokes

See more: 

• Top Funny Flirty Knock Knock Jokes For Him
• Free Knock Knock Jokes For Adults
• Valentine Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

KGB.

KG…

We are asking the questions here!

~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who’s there

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a nice day.

~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow point pretending you don’t know me.

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place to eat tonight? My treat!

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

OMG. You said you will never forget.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben hoping I can come in.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey got lost, open up.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess cut the talking and let me in.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer. Have you been naughty or good?

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue seen it coming?

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita Dick inside me!

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Budweiser!

Budweiser who?

Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Buster!

Buster who?

Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Do U Want 2 Cd's

Do U Want 2 Cd's Who?

Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz

*****

Clean Terrible Knock Knock Jokes 

 

This knock knock joke best is one that is also preferred by adults, because the recipient doesn't even know he or she is being set up by the punster to be the butt of a knock knock jokes that are funny. What seems to start as a heartfelt conversation between two intimate friends turns into nothing more than a knock knock who's there jokes:

 *****

 

Knock knock jokes best

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Idaho!

Idaho who?

I da ho!

Where da John?

~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

 ~~~~~

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Helda dick Helda dick who?

I Helda dick. and the wind blew it for me.

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Ivana Ivana who?

Ivana hump your brains out!

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Madam Madam who?

Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!

 ~~~~~

Knock  Knock!

Who's there?

Some.

Some who?

Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Asshole!

Asshole who!

Open the door and find out asshole! 

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Champ.

Champ who?

Champ-who? No, thanks, don't need it. I'm one of the show’s many bald characters.

 ~~~~~

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hank.

Hank who?

No, Hank you for having the courtesy to at least flush after learning your brother-in-law was Heisenberg.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Marie.

Marie who?

Marie-lly adorable baby tiara is gone.

Did Skyler’s sister take it?

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting Hector Salamanca

Interrupt—

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

~~~~~ 

 

Knock Knock Who's There Jokes

*****

Knock knock jokes best

 *****

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pizza Deliveryman.

Just throw it on the roof.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Huell.

Huell who?

Huell get a bad back if you try to actually sleep on a bed of money.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Woo who! Science, bitch! 

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, before the hydwofwuoric acid burns thwough and a gwoss mixture of guts and teeth wains through the ceiwing.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Turtlesgo.

Turtlesgo who?

No, owls go "who." Turtles go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Flynn.

Flynn who? 

Fine, Walt Jr.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus Who's Albuquerque’s meth kingpin? That Pollos Hermanos dude!

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Methhead.

Methhead who?

Methhead acting is the best way to get into character when the scene involves getting your head smashed in by an ATM.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Bitch.

Bitch who?

Bitch your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be meth.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Badger.

Badger who?

Badger bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be Star Trek scripts. 

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tell A Joke Day

Tell A Joke Day Who?

Tell A Joke Day is a real thing, happening today

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

That’s revolting.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?

~~~~~  

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

 ~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

 ~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

 ~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Forget it – this joke is pointless.

~~~~~  

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot's caught in the door!

 ~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pussy

Pussy who?

(Do not reply)

(Wait for them to say) I don’t get it…

And you never will.

 ~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

~~~~~ 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry; it's only a knock knock joke. 

The punster sets up the knock knock who's there jokes and makes fun of the recipient at the same time :))))

 

See more Knock Knock Who's There Jokes with us :)