The Best Knock Knock Jokes For Little Kids That Are Really Funny

The Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny  

 

M and M had so much fun with the best knock knock jokes for kids and the Halloween jokes for kids I made into printable lunch box jokes. I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of knock knock jokes for little kids. Of course a lot of them are favorites from when I was a kid, but some of them are brand new to me. This was such a fun post to put together. I was smiling the entire time. (I even chuckled a bit). I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!...

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

 

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play with me today?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Who!

Who who?

That’s what an owl says!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who.

Oh never mind it’s pointless.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya Who?

Wow, I’m excited to see you too.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate!

Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.

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Knock Knock! 

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?

Yes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hey, you didn’t remember me!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock Jokes For Little Kids

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A while back, I was at a playdate and asked by jokes for kids knock knock. My mind totally went blank, so I went online to find funny knock knock jokes for kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand.

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Best knock knock jokes for kids

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Doughnut!

Doughnut who?

Doughnut ask, it's a secret.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin time for lunch.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we're freezing.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

I knew you were a nut!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive right next to you.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Are you an owl?

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cowsgo.

Cowsgo who?

No they don't, cowsgo moo.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupt...

Moo!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Kook!

Kook who?

Don't call me cuckoo!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Water?

Water who?

Water way to answer the door!

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Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Quite often, these jokes can leave you not wanting to open the door, but these knock knock jokes for little kids will have you reeling with suspense and giggling with your children as these riddles are delivered.

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Knock knock jokes for little kids

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there

Boo

Boo who?

I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Will

Will who?

Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Let us in, we’re freezing!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cow-go

Cow-go who?

No, Cow go MOO!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Police

Police who?

Police (please) may I come in?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you doing in my house?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Goat

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Beef

Beef who?

Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf Who?

Leaf Me Alone!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard I know?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Yukon

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

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