75 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 2022 to Make You Laugh

     75 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 2022 to Make You Laugh

 

Once in our lives, we all have heard of funny knock knock jokes. It has been a part of our growth as a child and seems to continue making so until this generation. So there’s always a 90% chance you’d answer “Who’s there?” to anybody who asks you a knock-knock joke.

 

It’s like an automatic reflex that we do during encounters with kids and family knock knock jokes. And it may often be corny but I guess that’s what makes it so funny.

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Wendy!

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows the cradle will fall. 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Daisy!

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin, they hatin, tryin to keep me live and dirty.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Hello!

Hello who?

Hello from the other side I must’ve called a thousand times.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Usher!

Usher who?

Usher wish you would let me in.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Joana!

Joana who?

I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep ’cause I miss you Babe and I don’t wanna miss a thing.

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Why!

Why who?

WHY-M-C-A!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Everybody

Everybody who?

Everybody was Kung fu fighting!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Tissue.

Tissue Who?

All I Want For Christmas Tissue.

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya feel the love tonight!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s There?

Shelby!

Shelby who?

Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes.

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Barbara!

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool?

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ella.

Ella who?

Ella ’bout that bass, ’bout that bass, no treble…

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Haze!

Haze who?

For haze a jolly good fellow!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Dishwash.

Dishwash who?

Dishwash for you and me, living out our dream, we’re all right where we should be!

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Broccoli?

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Oink oink.

Oink oink who?

Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

The interrupting cow–

Moo

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Co…

You should say “Control freak who” now

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you—hand over the cash!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno how funny this is?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Watts.

Watts who?

Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Whoo.

Whoo-hoo.

Thank you! Can I get some applause?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

I believe it is pronounced kanga-roo.

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Chickens.

Chickens who?

Wrong, silly. Owls hoo. Chickens cluck.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ray D.

Ray D. who?

Ray D or not, here I come.

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana!

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie more jokes? I’m running low here.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Twit.

Twit who?

Did anyone else hear an owl?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Leon.

Leon who?

Leon me when you’re not strong!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can better!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain when you open the door!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Daisy!

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you. Do you love me too?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Matt.

Matt who?

That’s my full name, but my friends call me Matt.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Iona.

Iona who?

Iona new car!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

June.

June who?

June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben hoping I can come in!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Aaron.

Aaron who?

Why Aaron you opening the door?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ferdie!

Ferdie who?

Ferdie last time open this door.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who?

Knock, knock – oops I did it again.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Sadie.

Sadie who?

Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

A little old lady

A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Hawaii

Hawaii who?

I’m fine, Hawaii you?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between you and me so please open up!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

God bless you!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya feel the love tonight?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s There?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Boo.

Boo who?

Uh, why are you crying?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come and play? I’m bored!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind it’s pointless.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Opportunity.

Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Pecan

Pecan who?

Pecan someone your own size.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Yah.

Yah who?

No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, right?

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Pasta.

Pasta who?

Pasta salt please.

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Cows go.

Cow’s go who?

No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream soda.

Ice cream soda, who?

Ice cream soda people can hear me!

 

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Bed.

Bed who?

Bed you can’t guess who I am!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe, who?

Wooden shoe like to know!

 

Knock! Knock! 

Who’s There?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran all the way here!

 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s There?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

 

 

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