55 Knock Knock Latest Jokes

   55 Knock Knock Latest Jokes

 

 

Knock knock who's there? Fun! Everybody loves knock knock jokes. They're a riddle, and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke.

Ask your teacher, knock knock, I “I did a p” and saw if you can persuade them to say, “I done a p who,” in front of the whole class. Be careful if you embarrass your teacher enough you might get detention.

If you're a little bit older, why not try it out on your boss at work?

These are 50 of the world’s best and brand new knock knock jokes. So just remember all you have to do is ask your victim,

“knock-knock”

Then wait for them to say,

“who’s there?”

Tell them the answer, and when they add who on end, then you've got your punchline, laughs, and maybe some red faces?

Just be very careful if someone comes up to you and says, “knock-knock.”

 

55 Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Nina Tent

 

Nina Tent who?

 

Let’s play Mario!

 

Knock knock

 

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Who’s there?

 

Int

 

Int who?

 

In to your house is where I want to be.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Wand

 

Wand who?

 

Want to come answer the door already!

 

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Knock Knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Doorbell repairman.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

No bell

 

No bell who?

 

No bell that’s why I knocked

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Reed

 

Reed who?

 

I’ve got to redo it? Ok knock knock

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

GrayZ

 

GrayZ who?

 

A grayz who mixed up kid!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Yah

 

Yah who?

 

Settle down, cowboy!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Hail

 

Hail who?

 

Hail who to you to!

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Alice who

 

Alice who?

 

A list of reasons you should let me in.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Who who

 

Who-who-who?

 

Santa is that you?

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Dinj

 

Dinj who?

 

Dinjwho hears me ringing the bell.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there

 

My fell

 

My fell who?

 

My fell who Americans lend me your ears

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Sh

 

Shwho?

 

Well I’ll go then!

 

Knock Knock

 

Who’s there?

 

No bell.

 

No bell who?

 

Well you win the prize!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

A kish

 

A kish who?

 

But I hardly know you!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Dumder dumder d

 

Dumder Dumbder d who?

 

Thanks for the dramatic music.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Cuck

 

Cuck who?

 

Is it spring already.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Bamb

 

Bamb who?

 

Are we making furniture again?

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Skid

 

Skid who?

 

Is it snowing?

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Vindal

 

Vindal who?

 

Great my dinners here!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Pell

 

Pellwho?

 

Thanks my necks sore.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Chell

 

Chell who?

 

I’ve got a violin lets play some music!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there

 

Cash

 

Cash who?

 

No thanks I’m allergic

 

Knock knock

 

Whos’ there?

 

Mill

 

Mill who?

 

Yes I was feeling very calm.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Didjeri

 

Didjeri who?

 

Make noise like a didgeridoo

 

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Bally

 

Bally who?

 

Stop making such a fuss!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Peekab

 

Peekab who?

 

There you are!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Tat

 

Tat who

 

No thanks I’m beautiful enough

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Shh

 

Shh who?

 

Fine I’ll go then!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Wazz

 

Wazz who?

 

What’s up?

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Shamp

 

Shamp who?

 

Thanks my hair was kind of dirty.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Keel

 

Keel who?

 

Sorry we only do pounds and ounces.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Yah

 

Yah who?

 

I prefer Google.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Toodle

 

Toodle who?

 

But I just got here!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Reed

 

Reed who?

 

Knock knock

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Potate

 

Potate who?

 

Well I say potarto lets call the whole thing off

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Bella

 

Bella who?

 

Come In!!!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Jester

 

Jester who?

 

Jester friend who wants to come in.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Arr

 

Arr who?

 

Run little piggies there’s a wolf

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Until

 

Until Who?

 

Until you wipe your feet you’re not coming in.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Dishes

 

Dishes who?

 

Dishes the police open up!

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Frank

 

Frank who?

 

Frank you for opening the door.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Leaf

 

Leaf who?

 

Leaf me alone and stop knocking the door.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Burgle

 

Burgle who?

 

Burgle somebody else’s house I’m clearly home.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Ben

 

Ben who?

 

Ben ringing your doorbell, now I’m knocking the door.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Earl

 

Earl who?

 

Ear’ll be back.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Jam

 

Jam who?

 

Jam mind stop asking questions and open the door.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Ferdie

 

Ferdie who?

 

Ferdie last time open the door.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Brian

 

Brian who?

 

I’ve been Brian the bell please open the door.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Fole

 

Fole who

 

Open the door and follow me.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Pudding

 

Pudding who?

 

Pudding on your shoes you left them outside.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Invest

 

Invest who?

 

Invest, in scarf, in gloves, its freezing open the door.

 

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Wife

 

Wife who?

 

No, I just really like manga.

 

Knock knock

 

Who’s there?

 

Till

 

Till who?

 

Tell everybody!

 

Thanks for watching!