55 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave Your Family Howling

    55 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave Your Family Howling

 

Who doesn't love good, goofy knock-knock jokes? Sure, they're usually seriously silly, but that's part of why they're so fun. That, and they're good for all ages, since they're also mostly clean rather than risqué. So whether you're looking for some dad jokes or mom jokes to share with the kiddos, or a young'un who wants a great joke for kids to crack up your classmates, knock-knock jokes fill the bill. That's why we're found the following 55 that are pretty much guaranteed to make you, and everybody else around you, chuckle.

You can go ahead and teach them to the littles, too—because they're so short they're pretty easy to remember and re-tell. So, why not start a new tradition and begin each morning with a knock-knock joke? Laughter is, after all, a great way to start the day. Or, you can save them up for holiday table, or for trips in the car. And then after you've enjoyed all theses punny bits of tomfoolery, you can check out Hilariously Funny Jokes to Tickle You and Your Family's Funny Bones for more winning wisecracks.

 

 

1.Knock! Knock! Who's There? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA!!!

2.Knock! Knock! Who's There? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe!

3.Knock! Knock! Who's There? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?

4.Knock! Knock! Who's There? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?

5.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

6.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

7.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

8.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.

9.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.

10.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?

11.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?

12.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.

13.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

14.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

15.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

16.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?

17.Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*

18.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!

19.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

20.Knock! Knock! Who's There? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out.

21.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.

22.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?

23.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.

24.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

25.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?

26.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!

27.Knock! Knock! Who's There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.

28.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!

29.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

30.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?

31.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.

32.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?

33.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.

34.Knock! Knock! Who's There? Tank. Tank Who? You're welcome.

35.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.

36.Knock! Knock! Who's there? FBI. FB…We're asking the questions here.

37.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.

38.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock! Knock!

39.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

40.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!

41.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!

42.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?

43.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you just open the door already?

44.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!

45.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

46.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

47.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.

48.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!

49.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.

50.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

51.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

52.Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!

53.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.

54.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

55.Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

 

Thanks for reading, may your family always be happy and healthy!