50+ FUNNIEST Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

   50+ FUNNIEST Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

 

 

You are going to love these cute knock knock jokes for kids. They are perfect to pull up on your phone to share some giggles at any time!

They will think you are so cool with these jokes! Well, I hope!! If you need some rib-ticklers, you might also like these kids jokes. or these funny jokes. When you’re stuck in a car, waiting room, or sitting at a restaurant, silly jokes help turn moods around and banish boredom.

 

FUNNY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

 

1.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda to fix the plumbing is here.

2.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way; I’m coming in!

3.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body going to open this door?

4.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!

5.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Caesar.

Caesar who?

Caesar quick, she’s running away.

6.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

Goliath down, you look tired!

7.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oink Oink!

Oink Oink Who?

Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl?

8.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

9.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yah.

Yah who?

No Thanks, I use Google.

10.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Thistle.

Thistle who?

Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!

11.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver doors are locked, let me in!

12.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

13.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business.

14.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O

15.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Your welcome!

16.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda door opens, I’ll stop da knocking.

17.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery nice person is knocking on the door.

18.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.

19.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wayne.

Wayne who?

Wayne drops keep falling on my head, can you let me in?

20.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena a little closer and I’ll tell you another knock-knock joke.

21.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

It sounds like you’re catching a cold.

22.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you listen to another joke?

23.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

24.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Erin.

Erin who?

I have to run a quick Erin!

25.Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking.

26.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

27.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie-body home?

28.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel working?

I had to knock! Knock,

29.Knock

Who’s there?

Doughnut!

Doughnut Who?

Doughnut ask it’s a secret!

30.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

31.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Why are you crying?

32.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’ll take peanuts!

33.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pecan!

Pecan who?

Pecan somebody your own size!

34.Knock knock

Who’s there?

Beets!

Beets who?

Beets me!

35.Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive right next door to you.

36.Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

37.Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

38.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Stan!

Stan who?

Stan back, I’m knocking the door down!

39.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Theodore.

The0dore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

40.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to answer the door?

41.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma not going to say.

 

FUNNY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

 

 

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Boo.  Boo who?  Don’t cry, it’s just me.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Cow says.  Cow says who?  NOOOOOO!  A cow says moo!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Iva.  Iva who?  Iva sore hand from knocking.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Interrupting cow.  Interrupting cow….mooooo.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Interrupting pirate.  Interrupting pirate….ARRRRGH

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  A broken pencil.  Broken pencil who?   Nevermind, it’s pointless.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?   A little old lady.  A little old lady who?  I didn’t know that you could yodel.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Atch.  Atch who?  Bless you.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?   Figs.  Figs who?  Fix the doorbell, it’s broken!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Lettuce.  Lettuce who?  Lettuce in we’re cold out here!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?   Honey bee.  Honey bee who?  Honey, be a dear and make me a sandwich!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Ice cream.  Ice cream who?  Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there? Water.  Water who?  Water way to answer the door.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Pecan.  Pecan who?  Pecan on someone your own size.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Ketchup.  Ketchup who?  Ketchup to me, and I will tell you!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Isma.  Isma who?  Isma dinner ready yet?

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Ida.  Ida who?  Ida know, you tell me.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Turnip.  Turnip the music, it’s my favorite song!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Butter.  butter who?  It is butter if you don’t know.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Leaf.  Leaf who?  Leaf me alone.

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Thermos.  Thermos who?  Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Cook.  Cook who?  I’m not crazy!  You’re the coo coo!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Mikey.  Mikey who?  My key won’t unlock this door, so let me in!

•Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Orange.  Orange who?  Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?!?

•Will you remember me in 20 years?  Will you remember me for one year?  Will you remember me tomorrow?  Will you remember in two minutes?  Knock knock.  Who’s there?  you forgot me already!

 

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