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50+ Dank & Dark Knock Knock Jokes | Don't Cry LMAO! LMAO!
Please tell me you are not one of those people who think knock knock jokes are exclusive to just kids? Surely, the thought behind dank knock knock joke sounds silly but trust me, with the right mixture of dark humor, they can knock the sense out of any adult. Most of the time, knock knock jokes are cute, goofy and if you are anything like me, I know you will pull off the ugliest face after hearing them.
There is no shame in admitting that you are more into dark, twisted, and macabre jokes. Having an interest in dark knock knock jokes also means that you may have a higher IQ than the rest of the others, and you are less negative and aggressive.
I mean, honestly, my friend, no matter how silly or cringe-worthy knock knock jokes sound, they never fail to bring the big goofy smiles on our faces, right? That’s what I thought! So, keeping the tradition of knock knock jokes alive, let’s move ahead and treat ourselves to a few because why not?
1. Dark Knock Knock Jokes
#1 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You are not a shoe.
#2 Why did Raven fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not Raven
#3 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson. Aao!
#4 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you are sleeping.
#5 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
Oh, that’s right I don’t have a house!
#6 Why did the monkey cross the road?
To get to the ugly person’s house
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Monkey!
#7 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not someone who will get you laid.
#8 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some a*shole talking to a knock knock joke.
#9 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Centipede
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
#10 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Shut up, Shut up and Bendover!
#11 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
#12 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
#13 Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom every time?
#14 Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally
#15 Knock knock
who’s there?
Oink oink
oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
2. Silly Knock Knock Jokes
#1 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Not your wife.
#2 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
AL give you a kiss if you open this door!
#3 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pileup!
Pileup who?
Ewwwww!
#4 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine secure, don’t know what for?
#5 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta beer, as*hole.
#6 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Fine, Aldo you!
#7 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
When? Where?
Where? When? Who?
My place, tomorrow, me and you!
#8 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
I know things have been tough but I am there for you!
#F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fan
#9 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo!
#10 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
It’s me, did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
What about him?
He’s all RIGHT now!
#11 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
#12 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
#13 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
#14 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
#15 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
3. When & How Knock Knock Jokes
#1 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you.
#2 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
#3 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
#4 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
#5 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
King Henry the second
King henry the second, who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves we’ll bring in the girls!
#6 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lover
Lover, who?
It’s me
How many lovers do you have?
#7 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive juice
Olive juice who?
Oh, I love you too
#8 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You know who
You know who?
Exactly!
#9 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better than you!
#10 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
#11 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
#12 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who.
#13 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ through.
#14 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
#15 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
4. Ewwww Knock Knock Jokes
#1 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I smell mop
I smell mop who?
Ewww!!
#2 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
#3 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W H O
#4 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get through to you.
#5 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke
#6 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you are doing and pay attention
#7 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
To
To who?
It’s to whom!
#8 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out or what?
#9 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey does not work so help me out, would you?
#10 Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
#11 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
No, car go beep beep!
#12 Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s a pointless joke.
#13 Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
#14 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
#15 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful jokes.
Well, well, I am sure you all had a good laugh while reading these dark knock knock jokes. Don’t let the charade stop there because you can become a part of this too! Continue the dark knock knock jokes express in the comments section below and make everyone laugh with your hilarious jokes.
Thanks very much!
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