50+ Dank & Dark Knock Knock Jokes | Don't Cry LMAO! LMAO!

      50+ Dank & Dark Knock Knock Jokes | Don't Cry LMAO! LMAO!

Please tell me you are not one of those people who think knock knock jokes are exclusive to just kids? Surely, the thought behind dank knock knock joke sounds silly but trust me, with the right mixture of dark humor, they can knock the sense out of any adult. Most of the time, knock knock jokes are cute, goofy and if you are anything like me, I know you will pull off the ugliest face after hearing them. 

There is no shame in admitting that you are more into dark, twisted, and macabre jokes. Having an interest in dark knock knock jokes also means that you may have a higher IQ than the rest of the others, and you are less negative and aggressive. 

 

I mean, honestly, my friend, no matter how silly or cringe-worthy knock knock jokes sound, they never fail to bring the big goofy smiles on our faces, right? That’s what I thought! So, keeping the tradition of knock knock jokes alive, let’s move ahead and treat ourselves to a few because why not? 

 

 

1. Dark Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

#1 Knock knock 

 

Who’s there? 

 

Amish! 

Amish who? 

 

You are not a shoe. 

#2 Why did Raven fall off the swing?

 

Because she had no arms. 

Knock knock 

 

Who’s there?

Not Raven 

 

#3 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Little boy blue

 

Little boy blue who?

 

Michael Jackson. Aao!

#4 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Bill Cosby 

 

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you are sleeping. 

 

#5 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Who’s there?

Oh, that’s right I don’t have a house!

 

#6 Why did the monkey cross the road? 

 

To get to the ugly person’s house 

 

Knock knock 

 

Who’s there? 

 

The Monkey!

#7 Knock knock 

 

Who’s there? 

 

Not someone who will get you laid.

#8 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Some!

 

Some who?

 

Some a*shole talking to a knock knock joke.

#9 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there? 

 

Centipede

 

Centipede who?

 

Centipede on the Christmas tree.

 

#10 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

Ben 

 

Ben who?

 

Shut up, Shut up and Bendover!

 

#11 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Razor.

Razor who?

 

Razor hands, this is a stick up!

 

#12 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Dwayne.

 

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!

 

#13 Knock knock.

 

Who’s There?

Dewey.

 

Dewey who?

 

Dewey have to use a condom every time?

#14 Why did Sally fall off the swing?

 

Because she had no arms.

 

Knock Knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Not Sally

#15 Knock knock

 

who’s there?

 

Oink oink

 

oink oink who?

 

Are you a pig or an owl?

 

 

 

2. Silly Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

#1 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there? 

 

Not your wife. 

#2 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Al!

Al who?

 

AL give you a kiss if you open this door!

 

#3 Knock Knock 

Who’s there?

 

Pileup! 

Pileup who? 

 

Ewwwww!

#4 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Urine

 

Urine who?

 

Urine secure, don’t know what for?

 

#5 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Pasta

 

Pasta who?

 

Pasta beer, as*hole.

 

#6 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there? 

 

Aldo

 

Aldo who?

 

Fine, Aldo you! 

 

#7 Knock Knock

 

Who’s there?

 

When? Where?

 

Where? When? Who?

 

My place, tomorrow, me and you!

 

#8 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Boo

 

Boo who?

 

I know things have been tough but I am there for you!

 

#F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fan  

 

#9 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Amos 

 

Amos who?

 

Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo!

 

#10 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

It’s me, did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?

 

What about him?

 

He’s all RIGHT now!

 

#11 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Etch.

 

Etch who?

 

Bless you, friend.

 

#12 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Mustache.

 

Mustache who?

 

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

 

#13 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Candice.

 

Candice who?

 

Candice door open, or what?

 

#14 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Lettuce.

 

Lettuce who?

 

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

 

#15 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Olive.

 

Olive who?

 

Olive you. Do you love me too?

 

 

3. When & How Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

#1 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Waiter who?

 

Waiter I get my hands on you.

 

#2 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Kiss

 

Kiss who?

 

Kiss me!

 

#3 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Howie 

 

Howie who?

 

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband? 

 

#4 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Baby owl

 

Baby owl who?

 

Baby owl see you later at my place. 

 

#5  Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

King Henry the second 

 

King henry the second, who?

 

King Henry, the second the queen leaves we’ll bring in the girls!

 

#6 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Lover 

 

Lover, who? 

 

It’s me 

 

How many lovers do you have? 

 

#7 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Olive juice

 

Olive juice who?

 

Oh, I love you too 

 

#8 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

You know who 

 

You know who?

 

Exactly!

 

#9 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Annie 

 

Annie who?

 

Annie thing you can do, I can do better than you! 

 

#10 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Robin 

 

Robin who?

 

Robin you, now hand over the cash. 

 

#11 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Says.

 

Says who?

 

Says me, that’s who.

 

#12 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Stupid.

 

Stupid who?

 

Stupid you, that’s who.

 

#13 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Needle.

 

Needle who?

 

Needle little help gettin’ through.

 

#14 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Alec.

 

Alec who?

 

Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?

 

#15 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Iran.

 

Iran who?

 

Iran all the way here. Let me in already!

 

 

4. Ewwww Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

#1 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

I smell mop 

 

I smell mop who? 

 

Ewww!!

 

#2 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Voodoo

 

Voodoo who?

 

Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions? 

 

#3 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Spell

 

Spell who?

 

W H O 

 

#4 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Thermos.

 

Thermos who?

 

Thermos be a better way to get through to you.

 

#5 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Boo

 

Boo who?

 

No need to cry, it’s only a joke

 

#6 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Stopwatch 

 

Stopwatch who?

 

Stopwatch you are doing and pay attention 

 

#7 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

To 

 

To who?

 

It’s to whom!

 

#8 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Canoe.

 

Canoe who?

 

Canoe come out or what?

 

#9 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Mikey 

 

Mikey who?

 

Mikey does not work so help me out, would you? 

 

#10 Knock Knock 

 

Who’s there?

 

Ice cream 

 

Ice cream who?

 

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

 

#11 Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Cargo.

 

Cargo, who?

 

No, car go beep beep!

 

#12 Knock Knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Broken pencil.

 

Broken pencil who?

 

Never mind. It’s a pointless joke.

 

#13 Knock Knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Butter.

 

Butter who?

 

Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

 

#14 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Orange.

 

Orange who?

 

Orange you even going to open the door!

 

#15 Knock knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Police.

 

Police who?

 

Police stop telling these awful jokes.

 

 

Well, well, I am sure you all had a good laugh while reading these dark knock knock jokes. Don’t let the charade stop there because you can become a part of this too! Continue the dark knock knock jokes express in the comments section below and make everyone laugh with your hilarious jokes. 

Thanks very much!