49+ Dirtiest Knock Knock Jokes That You Can Tell In Any Occasion

   49+ Dirtiest Knock Knock Jokes That You Can Tell In Any Occasion

 

 

 

Knock knock jokes are some of the oldest forms of audience-participatory jokes that typically end with a pun. As the name implies, these jokes simulate an actual scenario where a person knocks on the front door. Knock knock jokes begin with the teller saying ‘Knock knock!’ The other participant responds by...

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

I am not a poo how dare you.

 

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

School.

School who?

School your ass.

 

3. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Asshole!

Asshole who!

Open the door and find out, asshole!

 

4. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Fuck you said.

Fuck you said who?

“Me!”

 

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

 

6. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bull.

Bull who?

Bullshitter!

 

7. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

 

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

You eat your poo?! Gross!

 

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not someone.

Not someone who?

Not someone who will get you laid.

 

10. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna get it on if you won’t open the door?

 

11. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.

 

12. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cam.

Cam who?

Camel toe! Do you have pants I can borrow?

 

13. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Khan.

Khan who?

Khan-dome broke! I hope you’re on the pills.

 

14. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to wear the condom?

 

15. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dover.

Dover who?

Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

 

16. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Justin

Justin who?

You’re justin time to hear me fart!

 

17. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben

Ben Who?

Ben down and lick my boots!

 

18. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ivanna Seymour

Ivanna Seymour who?

Ivanna Seymour Butts

 

19. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana kiss your lips off.

 

20. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!

 

21. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Idaho!

Idaho who?

I da ho? No! You da ho!

 

22. Knock knock!

“Come in”

God damn it.

 

23. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita take a shit!

 

24. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Budweiser!

Budweiser who?

Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy?

 

25. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pileup!

Pileup who (pile of poo)?

Ewwwwwww

 

 

26. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pasta

Pasta, who?

Pasta beer, asshole!

 

27. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nicholas!

Nicholas who?

Nickolas (Knicker less) girls shouldn’t climb trees.

 

28. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie thing I can do to give it to you?

 

29. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Quiche

Quiche who?

Can I have a hug and a quiche?

 

30. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana fuck your brains out.

 

 

 

31. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Drew.

Drew who?

Drew Peacock, I’m here about the Viagra.

 

32. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe!

 

33. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

King Henry the Second.

King Henry the Second who?

King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!

 

34. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Billy Bob Joe Penny

Billy Bob Joe Penny who?

Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?

 

35. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!

 

36. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladiator

Gladiator who?

He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around.

 

37. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita Dick inside me!

 

38. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Budweiser!

Budweiser who?

Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

 

39. Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?

 

40. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Helda dick.

Helda dick who?

I Helda dick and the wind blew it for me.

 

41. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Foreskin!

Foreskin who?

The world’s greatest foreskin teller.

 

42. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo mama yanking on my dick.

 

43. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Meat.

Meat who?

Meat my dick!

 

44. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Condom.

Condom who?

Condom and suck this dick. (Come down and suck this dick).

 

45. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Myra!

Myra who?

My right nut.

 

46. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Willis!

Willis who?

Willis dick fit in your mouth?

 

47. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana touch your buttcrack!

 

48. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Kiss

Kiss who?

Kiss me!

 

49. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don’t you?

 

50. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hershey’s

Hershey’s who?

Hershey’s *kiss*

 

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