130+ Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Impress Your Crush

   130+ Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Impress Your Crush

 

Jokes provide the necessary humour in most people's lives in a world where there isn't much to grin about. Jokes elicit an emotional response in everyone, making it easier to open up at any given time. These flirty knock knock jokes and pick-up lines will boost your confidence to convey your feelings to your crush.

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Ben.

 

Ben who?

 

Ben thinking about you all day!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Snow.

 

Snow who?

 

Snow use, I still can’t stop thinking about you!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Disguise!

 

Disguise who?

 

(Point thumbs at your chest) Disguise your boyfriend!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?.

 

Wendy who?

 

Wendy you think you’ll ask me out?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Russian.

 

Russian who?

 

I’m Russian to get your phone number!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Saint Valentine.

 

Saint Valentine who?

 

‘Saint Valentine’s Day without you!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Iguana.

 

Iguana who?

 

Iguana takes you out this weekend.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Wire.

 

Wire who?

 

Wire you and me not out on a date?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Cheese.

 

Cheese who?

 

Cheese awful cute, ain’t she?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Kiss.

 

Kiss who?

 

Kiss me! Obviously!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Pauline.

 

Pauline who?

 

I think I’m Pauline in love with you.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Gopher.

 

Gopher who?

 

Gopher me, not some other guy.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Honeydew!

 

Honeydew who?

 

Honeydew, you know how much I love you?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Spelling bee.

 

Spelling bee who?

 

Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.”

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Olive.

 

Olive who?

 

Olive you.”

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Aherd.

 

Aherd who?

 

Aherd, you like guys who tell knock-knock jokes.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Juno.

 

Juno who?

 

Juno I love you, don’t you?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Candice.

 

Candice who?

 

Candice be love I’m feeling right now?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Owl.

 

Owl who?

 

Owl be seeing you real soon.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Orange.

 

Orange who?

 

Orange you stunning.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Police.

 

Police who?

 

Police tell me I’m your type!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Water.

 

Water who?

 

Water you doing later tonight?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Pudding.

 

Pudding who?

 

Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Kiss.

 

Kiss who?

 

Kiss me!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Hershey’s.

 

Hershey’s who?

 

Hershey’s *kiss*.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Aldo.

 

Aldo who?

 

Aldo anywhere with you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Cheese.

 

Cheese who?

 

Cheese a cute girl!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Cumin.

 

Cumin who?

 

Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock!

 

Who’s there?

 

Aretha.

 

Aretha who?

 

Aretha flowers for you.”

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Axe.

 

Ax who?

 

May I ax you on a date?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Ion.

 

Ion who?

 

I’ve got my ion you.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Pear.

 

Pear who?

 

We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Lettuce.

 

Lettuce who?

 

Lettuce, let’s go out tonight.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Boo.

 

Boo who?

 

I’ll be your Boo.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Omelette.

 

Omelette who?

 

Omelette, you steal my heart.”

 

 

“Knock, knock!

 

Who’s there?

 

Arnie.

 

Arnie who?

 

Arnie having fun?”

 

 

“Knock, knock!

 

Who’s there?

 

Ben.

 

Ben who?

 

Ben over and kiss me!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Wire.

 

Wire who?

 

Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?”

 

 

“Knock, knock!

 

Who’s there?

 

Cynthia.

 

Cynthia who?

 

Cynthia, you been away, I missed you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

QT.

 

QT who?

 

You’re such a QT.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Pizza.

 

Pizza who?

 

I’ll give you a pizza, my heart!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Toad.

 

Toad who?

 

I toad-ally love you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Ice cream.

 

Ice cream who?

 

Ice cream about how cute you are!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Honeydew!

 

Honeydew who?

 

Honeydew, you know how cute you are?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

32!

 

32 who?

 

Talk 32 me!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Reindeer.

 

Reindeer who?

 

I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Karen.

 

Karen who?

 

I’ll be Karen for you, always.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Thyme.

 

Thyme who?

 

I have the best thyme of my life with you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Butter.

 

Butter who?

 

I’ll love you for butter or worse.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Iran.

 

Iran who?

 

Iran straight into your heart.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Icy.

 

Icy who?

 

Icy this lasting forever.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Soup.

 

Soup who?

 

I’m Soup-er excited to be yours!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Anita!

 

Anita who?

 

Anita guy like you?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Do-ya.

 

Do-ya who?

 

Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Aisle.

 

Aisle who?

 

Aisle be yours forever.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Taco.

 

Taco who?

 

I’ll always taco ’bout my love for you.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Oil.

 

Oil who?

 

Oil love you forever.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Hope.

 

Hope who?

 

Hope you’ll go out with me!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Board.

 

Board who?

 

Are you board of me yet?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Norma Lee

 

Norma Lee who?

 

Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Leaf.

 

Leaf who?

 

I’ll never leaf you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Mikey!

 

Mickey who?

 

Mickey isn’t working, could I have yours?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Gopher.

 

Gopher who?

 

Gopher me, obviously.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Eyesore.

 

Eyesore who?

 

Eyesore do like you!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Hershey’s.

 

Hershey’s who?

 

Hershey’s kiss!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Colin.

 

Colin who?

 

I’ll be Colin you mine forever.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Egg.

 

Egg who?

 

Eggcited to meet you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Evvie.

 

Evvie who?

 

Evvie thing that I have is your darling.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Adore!

 

Adore who?

 

Adore is between us, can you open up?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Mustache!

 

Mustache who?

 

Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

De Niro.

 

De Niro who?

 

De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Mirra.

 

Mirra who?

 

Mirra Mirra on the wall.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Olive.

 

Olive Who?

 

Olive you and I always have!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Oman.

 

Oman who?

 

Oman, you are cute!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Mayer.

 

Mayer who?

 

Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Johann.

 

Johann who?

 

Johann a beautiful smile!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

A loan.

 

A loan who?

 

I can’t wait to get you a loan.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Leon!

 

Leon who?

 

Leon me, When your not strong!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Maine.

 

Maine who?

 

You Maine everything to me!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Baby Yoda

 

Baby Yoda who?

 

Baby Yoda one for me!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Eggs.

 

Eggs who?

 

You’re eggstraordinary, my dear!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Needle!

 

Needle who?

 

Needle little loving right now. How about you?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

A little old lady!

 

A little old lady who?

 

I didn’t know you could yodel!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Brittany Spears!

 

Brittany Spears who?

 

Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Amish!

 

Amish who?

 

Amish you too!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Bacon.

 

Bacon who?

 

Bae, can you give me a kiss?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

stin!

 

Justin who?

 

Justin time because I am single!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Candice!

 

Candice who?

 

Candice relationship go to the next level?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

I love!

 

I love who?

 

Me, if you give me a chance!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Kenya!

 

Kenya who?

 

Kenya kiss me, please?”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Etch!

 

Etch who?

 

Bless you!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Your raisin!

 

Your raisin who?

 

You’re raising my hopes for getting lucky tonight.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Berry.

 

Berry who?

 

I love you berry much.”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Sugar

 

Sugar who?

 

Sugar, you’re Sweet!”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Soda!

 

Soda who?

 

Soda you want to make out?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Mr. Flintstone!

 

Mr. Flintstone who?

 

Mr. Flintstone, ’cause I could make your bedrock!”

 

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Lion.

 

Lion who?

 

I’m not lion about how much I love you.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Tooth!

 

Tooth who?

 

Tooth or Dare?”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Joker.

 

Joker who?

 

If I’m a Joker, you’re my Harley Quinn.”

 

 

“Knock, knock.

 

Who’s there?

 

Anime!