100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids That’ll Leave Them in Splits

     100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids That’ll Leave Them in Splits

 

No matter how predictable knock knock jokes for kids might be, they’re still funny and ensure a big laugh for the kids. Kids’ knock knock jokes have been around for ages and we have all at some point gone through phases of telling everyone these corny jokes and having the best time. And, of course, there are good knock knock jokes for kids that are also appreciated by adults. 

 

 

1.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

2.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Colin.

Colin who?

If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.

3.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

4.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Watson TV right now?

5.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t opened, so I knocked.

6.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yetta.

Yetta who?

Yetta another knock-knock joke.

7.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leash.

Leash who?

Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

8.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

9.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bear.

Bear who?

Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.

10.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

11.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

12.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

13.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help opening the door!

14.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

15.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire a path, I’m coming through!

16.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alien.

Alien who?

Um, how many aliens do you know?

17.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adam.

Adam who?

Adam my way, I’m coming in!

18.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a hug if you open this door!

19.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice joke get any worse?

20.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bless.

Bless who?

But I didn’t sneeze!

21.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Witches.

Witches who?

Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?

22.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so here I am!

23.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Viper.

Viper who?

Viper nose, it’s running!

24.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get to you.

25.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Teddy.

Teddy who?

Teddy is a good day.

26.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Keith.

Keith who?

Keith calm and carry on.

27.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow wh-?

Mooooo!

28.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wayne.

Wayne who?

Wayne drops keep falling on my head.

29.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?

30.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

31.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Launch.

Launch who?

Launch is my favorite meal.

32.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

33.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Knew.

Knew who?

Knew you’d have to ask.

34.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Waddle.

Waddle who?

Waddle it take to stop knocking?

35.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Knot.

Knot who?

Knot another knock-knock joke, please!

36.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I’m good. Hawaii you?

37.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Sia.

Sia who?

Sia later!

38.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you looking at me!

39.Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

40.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Shore.

Shore who?

Shore hope you like bad jokes!

41.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Accordion.

Accordion who?

Accordion my sources, it’s going to rain.

42.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question.

43.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today.

44.Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Watts.

Watts who?

Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

45.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

46.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

47.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?

48.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!

49.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No, it’s to whom.

50.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Earl.

Earl who?

Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.

51.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya guess who’s at the door?

52.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Fur.

Fur who?

Fur you, anything!

53.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me!

54.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

55.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Daryl.

Daryl who?

Daryl never be anyone like you.

56.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us, so open up!

57.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out!

58.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Closure.

Closure who?

Close your mouth while you’re eating!

59.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!

60.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Reed.

Reed who?

Redo? OK. Knock, knock.

Knock Knock Jokes for the Loudest Laughs

 

61.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tennis.

Tennis who?

Tennis five plus five.

62.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Love.

Love who?

Aw, love you too!

63.Knock, knock

Who there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Know a place I can spend the night?

64.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sadie.

Sadie who?

Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

65.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel not working?

66.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

67.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly! Cows go, Moo!

68.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

69.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for asking, it’s me.

70.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nuisance.

Nuisance who?

What’s new since yesterday?

71.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?

72.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alice.

Alice who?

Alice fair in love and war.

73.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Haven.

Haven who?

Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?

74.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Herd.

Herd who?

Herd you the first time you knocked.

75.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

76.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alfie.

Alfie who?

Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

77.Knock, knock

Who there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

78.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Yippee!

79.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

80.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Goose.

Goose who?

Goo-see who’s at the door!

81.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you sooooo much!

82.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you. Give me your money!

83.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls go.

Owls go who?

That’s right!

84.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.

85.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me!

86.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

87.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

88.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Wait, you don’t know who you are?

89.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

No, car go BEEP BEEP!

90.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

91.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito. Look, right there!

92.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annette.

Annette who?

Annette is what fishermen use.

93.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out now?

94.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Some bunny.

Some bunny who?

Some bunny who loves you.

95.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner.

96.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

97.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!

98.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

99.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice your dad coming home?

100.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya stop with the jokes already?

101.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

102.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

103.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Weekend.

Weekend who?

Weekend do anything we want!

104.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you wanna dance?

105.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

106.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

107.Knock, knock.

Who’s There?

Imma.

Imma who?

Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

108.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Feline.

Feline who?

Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.

109.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

110.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

S’more.

S’more who?

S’more jokes on the way.

111.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

What are you, an owl?

112.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Weirdo.

Weirdo who?

Weirdo you think you’re going?

113.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Barbie-que chicken is my favorite.

114.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!

115.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

May fourth.

May fourth who?

May the fourth be with you.

116.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?

117.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, W-H-O!

118.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

119.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.