100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults 2022

    100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults 2022 

 

 

 

Knock knock who’s there? Fun! Everybody loves good knock knock jokes. They’re a riddle, and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke.

 

Ask your teacher, knock knock, I “I did a p” and saw if you can persuade them to say, “I done a p who,” in front of the whole class. Be careful if you embarrass your teacher enough you might get detention.

 

If you’re a little bit older, why not try it out on your boss at work?

 

These are 50 brand new and the best knock knock jokes for kids and for adults. So just remember all you have to do is ask your victim,

 

“knock-knock”

 

Then wait for them to say,

 

“who’s there?”

 

Tell them the answer, and when they add who on end, then you’ve got your punchline, laughs, and maybe some red faces?

 

 

Just be very careful if someone comes up to you and says, “knock-knock.”

 

Best Knock Knock Jokes 2022

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nina Tent

Nina Tent who?

Let’s play Mario!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Int

Int who?

In to your house is where I want to be.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wand

Wand who?

Want to come answer the door already!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

No bell

No bell who?

No bell that’s why I knocked

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Reed

Reed who?

I’ve got to redo it? Ok knock knock

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ash

Ash who?

It sounds like you’re catching a cold.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

GrayZ

GrayZ who?

A grayz who mixed up kid!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Yah who?

Settle down, cowboy!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hail

Hail who?

Hail who to you to!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alice who

Alice who?

A list of reasons you should let me in.

 

 

 

Best Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who who

Who-who-who?

Santa is that you?

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dinj

Dinj who?

Dinjwho hears me ringing the bell.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

My fell

My fell who?

My fell who Americans lend me your ears

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Sh

Shwho?

Well I’ll go then!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

No bell.

No bell who?

Well you win the prize!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A kish

A kish who?

But I hardly know you!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dumder dumder d

Dumder Dumbder d who?

Thanks for the dramatic music.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cuck

Cuck who?

Is it spring already.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bamb

Bamb who?

Are we making furniture again?

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Skid

Skid who?

Is it snowing?

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Vindal

Vindal who?

Great my dinners here!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pell

Pellwho?

Thanks my necks sore.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Chell

Chell who?

I’ve got a violin lets play some music!

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Echo.

Echo who?

WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Too tired.

Too tired who?

Too tired to walk home. Will You make me dinner?

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tally.

Tally who?

No. Tally ho! *rides off into the sunset*

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Schizo Woody.

Schizo Woody who?

Would he tell you my name if I tell you his?

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Fat Sam.

Fat Sam who?

Sandwich with two eggs, four sausages, three potatoes, black pudding, rashers and a large slop of coleslaw, please.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Loopy loo.

Loopy loo who?

*flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet*

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lee. P.

Lee P. who?

Lippy neighbour aren’t you?

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bradley.

Bradley who?

Bradly spelled badly.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Peg

Peg who?

Peg leg giving me splinters. Can you drop me home?

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Killian.

Killian who?

Kill me in time for the rapture. I’m not hanging around here.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Knock knock who?

Teddy Butcher.

Teddy Butcher who?

The Teddy Butcher, I said. My therapist said I had a childhood trauma.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Can this be the beginning of something beautiful?

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Kerry.

Kerry who?

Kerry me home, I’m too drunk to walk.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gareth

Gareth who?

Gar ate my phone or I would have called.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Casual snub.

Casual snub who?

I’m not telling you.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Epiphany Jones.

Epiphany Jones who?

A bright light… A chorus of angels… trumpets from on high… a sense of terror and awe.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Icy

Icy Who?

I see you. You see me. Names are superfluous.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Pauline

Icy Who?

Pa leaning against the wall, gasping for a sit down.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Again? You forgot my name again?

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Liz.

Liz who?

Liz cold out here, let me in.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bill.

Bill who?

Bill me for my stay, I’ve been here for two nights.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The Moon.

The moon who?

The same moon you see every night.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Ella.

Ella who?

Umbrella, please. It’s pouring rain out here.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie chance you open the door? I’m being chased by a violent mob.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie time someone asks me that, I get status anxiety.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Izzy.

Izzy who?

Izzy your boyfriend because I thought this was a date.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carrie.

Carrie who?

Carrie me shopping, young man, have you no manners.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cot.

Cot who?

Caught you there. It’s your best friend, Steve. Steve?

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rambling Rick.

Rambling Rick who?

Well, that’s an interesting question and to answer it I have to go back thirty or fourty year and tell you about a time when I was only a young man and I still didn’t know who I was, or what I was going to do with my….

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Marry?

Marry who?

Marry who you really love, don’t make same the mistake I did.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

The King.

The King who?

Insolence! Off with his head!

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Marge.

Marge who?

Marginally more than a stranger, rather less than a friend.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Beans.

Beans who?

Beans saying this to you now for years! Frank! It’s Frank!

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Music fades.

Music Fades who?

Directed by Stephen Spielberg.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

A Lady in Red.

A Lady in Red who?

A Lady in Red who just wants to be loved.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Naan bread.

Naan bread who?

Naan bred you better than that. Make your cousin a coffee.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Art

Art who?

Art two people every truly able to know one another?

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Peru.

Peru who?

Peruse this list of names and tell me which one suits me best.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cancer

Cancer who?

Can Sir. Harrington see the doctor now?

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Annie Dore.

Adore who?

Annie Door I see I knock, sorry to bother you.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Spice.

Spice who?

If the spice is right, you shouldn’t have to ask.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Duck.

Duck Who?

*punches face* I told you to duck!

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frankly, my dear, I don’t know you well enough yet.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Yellow.

Yellow who?

You lower the tone by pretending you don’t recognize me.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Silence.

Silence who?

Silence.

Silence who?

Silence.

Silence who?

Silence.

Silence…. AHHH! Mute McGee it’s you!

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Whose.

Whose who.

No need to be so elitist.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bitter.

Bitter who?

Bit her on the leg, that dog needs to be kept inside.

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Inflate.

Inflate who?

Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Jim.

Jim who?

Gym membership, what happened to all the promises you made yourself in January?

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Inside out.

Inside out who?

You step out here, and I’ll step in there, and then you’ll know.

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Medusa.

Medusa wh…..

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robbin you sucker. Stick em’ up!

 

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Beauty.

God who?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grass.

Grass who?

Graçias, for opening the door.

 

 

 

Good Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks I’m allergic

 

 

 

Knock knock

Whos’ there?

Mill

Mill who?

Yes I was feeling very calm.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Didjeri

Didjeri who?

Make noise like a didgeridoo

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bally

Bally who?

Stop making such a fuss!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Peekab

Peekab who?

There you are!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Tat

Tat who

No thanks I’m beautiful enough

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Shh

Shh who?

Fine I’ll go then!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wazz

Wazz who?

What’s up?

 

 Knock knock

Who’s there?

Shamp

Shamp who?

Thanks my hair was kind of dirty.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Keel

Keel who?

Sorry we only do pounds and ounces.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Yah who?

I prefer Google.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Toodle

Toodle who?

But I just got here!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Reed

Reed who?

Knock knock

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Potate

Potate who?

Well I say potarto lets call the whole thing off

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bella

Bella who?

Come In!!!

 

 

 

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