50 Star Wars Jokes for Kids

   50 Star Wars Jokes for Kids

 

 

Star Wars Day on May 4th is the perfect day for a few Star Wars jokes for kids, or a few Star Wars puns.

 

After all.. the day itself comes from a Star Wars Pun – May 4th be with you… May the Force Be With You.

 

Star Wars lends itself to lots of corny jokes – corny yet sometimes hilarious, and May 4th is your ideal opportunity to share some laughs with your little Jedi, so let’s go!

 

We know Star Wars is one of the most popular movies and TV shows ever made, but do you know all the best Star Wars jokes?

 

Whether you’re a fan of the movies, or just a geeky parent yourself, we have a good amount of material for you. Star Wars jokes for kids are a great way to encourage creativity and humor in your child.

 

Let them know that they can always find the humor in Star Wars and you will soon be laughing all the way to the galaxy far far away.

 

There are some great Star Wars jokes that make for hilarious family entertainment.

 

I have collected some of my favorites below and added them to the list.

 

These clean Star Wars Jokes can be used with kids of all ages!

 

Star Wars Jokes for Kids

 

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

 

– On the Dark Side

 

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

 

– To get to the Dark Side

 

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

 

– A Toy-Yoda

 

 

Where does Princess Leia buy her clothes?

 

– At the Darth Maul

 

What did the Jedi say to the sheep?

 

– May the force be with Ewe

 

Why do Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before Star Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3?

 

– Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

 

What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?

 

– a Yo-yoda

 

Why is Yoda bad at Geometry?

 

– Because to him there are no triangles, only do or do not angles

 

What did Yoda ride as a child?

 

– A do-cycle because there is no tri (try)

 

What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?

 

– May Divorce be with you

 

What does a Jedi use to open PDF files?

 

– Adobe Wan Kenobi

 

Where does Jabba the Hutt eat dinner?

 

– Pizza Hutt

 

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?

 

– Since the Sith Grade

 

What’s the name of Darth Vader’s Right Wing Billionaire cousin?

 

– Tax E. Vader

 

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at whole foods?

 

– Leia Organic

 

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns?

 

– So it doesn’t hang solow

 

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?

 

– May the floss be with you, Luke

 

What is R2D2 short for?

 

– Because he has little legs

 

Is BB hungry?

 

– No, BB-8

 

What do you call five siths piled on top of a light sabre?

 

– A Sith kebab

 

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?

 

– “the”

 

What do you call a pirate droid?

 

– Aargh 2 D 2

 

Why can’t you ask Yoda to lend you money?

 

– He’s always short

 

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

 

– Because he has a green thumb

 

What do you call a Jedi with a music career?

 

– Bon Jovi Wan Kenobi

 

Who serves food at the Death Star Restaurant?

 

– A Darth Waiter

 

What do you call a Jedi in denial?

 

– Obi Wan Cannot be

 

What do you call a Spanish Jedi?

 

– Obi Juan Kenobi

 

What do you call two Hans Solos singing together?

 

– Hans duet

 

What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?

 

– When you wish upon a Death Star

 

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

 

– The outside

 

What do you call a Bounty Hunter from the south?

 

– Bubba Fett

 

What do you call a female mandolorian?

 

– Womandolorian

 

Why was the droid so angry?

 

– Because people kept pushing it’s buttons

 

Where did Luke Sky Walker buy his new arm?

 

– At the second hand store

 

Why is Darth Vader not safe for babies?

 

– He’s a choking hazard

 

How is the food made by little Wookies?

 

– It’s good but a little chewy

 

Why doesn’t Yoda smell?

 

– He always uses de-yoda-rant

 

What does Luke Sky Walker’s mum say to him at dinner time?

 

– Use the forks, Luke!

 

Why shouldn’t you tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon?

 

– Because it might crack up

 

What did Darth Vader say at the Vegetarian restaurant

 

– I find your lack of steak disturbing

 

Why are death star pilots fed up with the space battles?

 

– Because they always end up in a TIE

 

What’s a rebel’s favorite TV show?

 

– X-Wing Factor

 

What is a storm hunters favorite tv show?

 

– Game of clones

 

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter and a tropical fruit?

 

– Mango Fett

 

What do Gungans keep things in?

 

– Jar jars

 

There are few things more satisfying than watching children laugh.

 

We hope you enjoyed these Star Wars themed jokes, and have fun bonding over Star Wars together with the whole family.

 

Thanks for reading!