25 Of The Funniest Dead Baby Jokes That Are Funny

Dead Baby Jokes That Are Funny

Here is our giant list of dead baby jokes that are funny, puns, and riddles for kids. Check out each joke category to find the type of joke, pun, or riddle you are looking for. We try to make sure every baby jokes is funny, silly, and full of laughs, but also clean. If you find a dead baby jokes that are funny that isn't clean or you find inappropriate, please let us know.

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Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

A: With a blender.

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Q: How do you get them out again?

A: With Doritos.

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Q: What is funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown costume.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

A: Nail it’s other hand to the floor

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Q: What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

A: No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.

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Q: What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?

A: Art.

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Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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Q: What is red and hangs around trees?

A: A baby hit by a snow blower.

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Q: What is green and hangs around trees?

A: Same baby 3 weeks later.

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Q: What is brown and gurgles?

A: A baby in a casserole.

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Q: What do vegetarian ogres eat?

A: Cabbage patch kids.

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Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?

A: A Kebabie.

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Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

A: Fucked.

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Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

A: A baby with a black eye!

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Q: What is red and goes round and round?

A: A baby in a garbage disposal.

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Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?

A: A baby in a baggie.

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Q: What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza?

A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: What is black and sits in a corner?

A: A baby with it’s finger in a power socket.

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Q: What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?

A: A baby in your freezer.

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Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A: A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?

A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

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Q: What is the definition of revenge?

A: A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?

A: A baby combing it’s hair with a potato peeler!

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