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Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: It gets jalapeño business.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? 

A: Put a little boogie in it.

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Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? 

A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

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Q: What do cats eat for breakfast? 

A: Mice Krispies.

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Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? 

A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

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Q: What can be worse than a little stone in your shoe?

A: Sand in your condom.

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Q: What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

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Q: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

A: Because they’re really good at it.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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Q: Where does the General keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!

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"Many of the jokes in the list are fairly timeless and will still be making people chuckle in thirty years or more."TOP 50 JOKES OF ALL TIME

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Dyslexic man walks into a bra

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.  

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one.       

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?          

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.  

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.

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Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.  It came in at quarter past four.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel. 

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.   

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.      

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.     

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster     

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Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

A: Because the “P” is silent!

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Q: My roommate told me my clothes look gay.

A: I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet.

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Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was hit by the zamboni.

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Q: How Long is a Chinese man’s name.

A: No, it actually is.

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Q: How does NASA organize a party?

A: They planet.

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

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Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: You can't tuna fish.

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