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Funny Jokes About Tall People

 

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Funny jokes for tall people

 

Q: What do a tall wizard and a tall elf have in common?

A: They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts.

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Q: Why were shorts invented?

A: So tall people wouldn’t look like they’re always wearing capris.

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Q: Where did the tall person find a boyfriend?

A: At the top of a step ladder.

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Q: What’s the difference between a clown and a tall person?

A: Their shoe store.

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Q: What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming?

A: Duck.

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Q: What happened when the tall person wanted to hang himself?

A: Nothing, he couldn't find a high enough ceiling.

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Q: What do tall people and Bode Miller have in common?

A: They both look like they're wearing skis.

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Q: How do you make a tall person look more awkward?

A: You can’t.

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Q: What do tall people and a lamp post have in common?

A: Intelligence.

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Q: What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common?

A: They’re not that bright.

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Q: What do you call a tall, attractive person?

A: An evolutionary miracle.

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Q: What do tall people and chopsticks have in common?

A: They're awkward at the most inopportune moments.

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Q: What’s a tall person’s worst fear?

A: Ceiling fans.

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Q: What did the tall person say to the short person?

A: What?

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Q: What's the most popular sport for tall women?

A: Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.

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Q: What's the difference between a tall person and a broom?

A: A broom is useful.

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A: Tall people: where the family will meet if someone gets lost in a crowd.

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Q: Where do tall people find significant others?

A: Out back behind the big and tall store, weeping.

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Q: How do you make a tall person angry?

A: Pick them up in a smart car.

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Q: What’s the difference between a 5 foot-tall person and a 6-foot-tall person?

A: One person has an extra foot of height, and the other has a brain.

 

Funny Jokes For Tall People

 

 

Funny jokes about tall people 

 

If I'm dating a girl it doesn't matter how short she is, but if I'm dating a guy he's supposed to be taller than me. 

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When you miss a ball in a sport, and everyone's excuse for you to catch it is because you're so tall. 

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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling. 

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You can never buy clothes without trying then on first, and the few shops that carry tall sizes only carry them online. 

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The automatic assumption that since you're the tallest in a group, you are also the oldest. 

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When you are always the one who has to change the lightblubs. 

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When you say you don't mind being tall and people look at you like insane. 

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When you have to buy something the next size up just so the sleeves are long enough When you are still taller than your friends that are wearing heels.

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When you are still taller than your friends that are wearing heels. 

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Painting your toenails is too hard because they're so far away. 

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When all the tall guys like the short girls. 

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If I'm dating a girl it doesn't matter how short she is, but if I'm dating a guy he's supposed to be taller than me. 

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Being taller than your boyfriend... and the rest of his family. 

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When you awkwardly lean in pictures to avoid looking a foot taller than everyone. 

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Being taller than your dad. 

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When you someone sends you a link to "Tall girl problems". 

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When your friends make you squat down to talk to them. 

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When people try to start a conversation with "Why are you so tall!?" 

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It's not tall people's fault they think they're the center of the universe. They just can't see anyone else.

 

 

Yo Mama So Tall Jokes

 

 

Funny tall people jokes

 

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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Yo mama so tall Yao Ming looks up to her

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin

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Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

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Yo mama so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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Yo momma is so tall she uses the eiffel tower as a dildo

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Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.

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Yo momma so tall Lisa Leslie is her minimee

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Yo mama so tall, no matter where I go, I can't stop seeing her.

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yo mama so tall when she plays basketball, she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop

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Yo mama so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!. 

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Yo momma so tall, she's the only one that can put Clifford the Big Red Dog on a tight leash.

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Yo mama so tall she called the Ocean a kitty pool.

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Your mama is so tall she had to take a shower at niagra falls.

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Yo momma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick

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Yo momma so tall she lit her cigarette on the sun.

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Yo mama so tall, when she jumped in the air she got stuck between 2 clouds.

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Yo momma so tall, she sells sweets in heaven.

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Yo mama so tall and clumsy, she airballs more free throws then DeAndre Jordan.

 

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