Really Funny Kid Friendly Jokes Short That Make You Laugh

Really Funny Kid Friendly Jokes Short 

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

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Really funny kid friendly jokes -- Lighten up the mood in the classroom with some kid friendly funny jokes. They are slightly corny, but definitely designed to make your students chuckle.  Share your favorite short funny kid jokes!

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Let's read Really Funny Kid Friendly Jokes about Kids Jokes

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Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Pole

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Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was always on the deck.

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A trash truck

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Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid

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Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

A: Twister

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Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean?

A: A title wave

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Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

A: Because it was two-tired

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Q: What did the mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

A: That’s Nacho Cheese!

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Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries

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Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

A: Because it had ticks

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Q: Which is faster – heat or cold?

A: Heat, because you can catch a cold

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A: A stick

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Q: Why was the math book always worried?

A: Because it had so many problems

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Q: Why did the robber take a shower?

A: So it would be a clean getaway

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Q: Why did the chicken go to jail?

A: Because he was using fowl language

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Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?

A: A pair of pants

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Q: Which school supply is king of the classroom?

A: A ruler

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Q: Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A: A leek

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Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

A: Shocked

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Q: Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

A: Because he had bad stable manners

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 Whomever it was really funny kid friendly jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite kid friendly funny jokes. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

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