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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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Q: What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?

A: He gave up thinking.

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Q: What's the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?

A: The ice falls out of your drinks!

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Q: What do you call always wanting a date for New Year's Eve?

A: Social Security New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.

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Q: What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

A: Justin Bieber gets jealous 

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Q: What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

A: Social Security.

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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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Q: What is a New Years Resolution?

A: Something that goes in one year and out the other. 

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Q: What Does it Mean If You Were Born In September?

A: That your parents started the new year with a BANG!

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Q: Youth is When You're Allowed to Stay Up For New Years

A: Middle age is when you're forced to. 

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Q: What Happened to the Irish Man Who Thought about the Evils of Drinking in the New Year?

A: He gave up thinking.

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Q: When the New Years Baby's Voice Change?

A: When his ball dropped.

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Q: What Did the Chef Make For His New Years Dinner?

A: New Years Filet

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Q: What's the One Group That Hates New Years Day?

A: The Times Square clean up crew. 

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Q: What Do You Tell Someone You Didn't See on New Years Eve?

A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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Q: What's the forecast for New Years Eve?

A: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out. 

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Q: What's a Digital Camera's New Years Resolution?

A: 1080p

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Q: What's the Problem with Jogging on New Years Eve?

A: The ice falls out of your drink!

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Q: What Is Corn's Favorite Holiday?

A: New EARS Day!

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Q: What Happens Every Year When the Times Square Ball Drops

A: Every 12 year old boy gets jealous. 

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Q: How Did Prince Celebrate the Millennium?

A: He partied like it was 1999.

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Q: What Kind of Toilets Do French People Use on January 1st?

A: A New Years BIDET!

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Q: What Do You Call Wanting a Date for New Years Eve?

A: Social Security

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Q: What's a Cow's Favorite Holiday?

A: MOO Years Day!

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Q: What Did the Founding Fathers Do on New Years Day?

A: They signed the New Years CONSTITUTION!

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Q: What Do Dead Beat Dads Make on New Years Day?

A: New Years RESTITUTION!

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Q: What Did Stephen Like to be Called on December 31st?

A: New Years STEVE!

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Q: What Does a Field Grow on January 1st?

A: New Years hay. 

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Q: Which Band is Considered Most Lucky to Listen to On New Years Day?

A: The Black Eyed Peas.

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Q: What Did Che Guevara Make on New Years Day?

A: A new years REVOLUTION

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Q: Who is the New Years Baby's Favorite Painter?

A: New Years Monet

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