Funny Joke Of The Day Clean For Work

Funny Joke Of The Day Clean For Work

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Q: What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

A: “Make me one with everything.”

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Q: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

A: Because they’re really good at it.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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Q: Where does the General keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!

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Q: Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

A: The don’t meet the koalafications.

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Q: What do you call bears with no ears?

B

 

Q: Why dont blind people skydive?

A: Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

 

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

 

Q: What does a pepper do when it’s angry?

A: It gets jalapeño face!

 

Q: What’s a foot long and slippery?

A: A slipper.

 

Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: He ate the pizza before it was cool.

 

Q: What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste.

 

Q: What’s red and moves up and down?

A: A tomato in an elevator

 

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

A: Because the “P” is silent!

 

Q: How Long is a Chinese man’s name.

A: No, it actually is.

 

Q: How does NASA organize a party?

A: They planet.

 

Q: What’s a pirates favorite letter?

A: You think it’s R but it be the C.

 

Q: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

A: They’re making headlines.

 

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: Same middle name.

 

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells.

 

Q: What do Cannon Balls do when they’re in love?

A: Make bbs.

 

Q: Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

A: He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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