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A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?" A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out. A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it! A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!

A man gets off work goes across the street,walks into a bar...and about 20 minutes later, he comes too with a massive headache... 

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