80 Corny Love Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

   80 Corny Love Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

 

 

Below is a list of eighty corny love jokes puns, and flirty knock knock jokes. One-liners make them easy to remember and seamless to drop in conversations and cards. Just make sure that the person knows that this might not necessarily be your real sense of humor. Happy reading and happy joking!

 

1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

 

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eyesore. Eyesore, who? Eyesore do love you a lot.

 

3. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

 

4. Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.

 

5. My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem."

 

6. A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, "I forgot my wallet."

 

7. Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.

 

8. Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

 

9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank, who? Frank you for loving me

 

10. Are you a cat? because I'm feline a connection between us.

 

11. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

 

12. We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

 

13. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together

 

14. If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

 

15. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

 

16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

 

17. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

 

18. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

 

19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno, who. Juno that you're the love of my life?

 

20. Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

 

21. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.

 

22. My feet are getting cold… because you've knocked my socks off.

 

23. Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

 

24. Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

 

25. If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

 

26. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

27. I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

 

28. Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

29. You're like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.

 

30. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

 

31. When a penguin finds a mate, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

 

32. You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

 

33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?

 

34. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.

 

35. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

 

36. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

 

37. You must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

 

38. Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

 

39. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.

 

40. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you're da balm!

 

 

41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew, who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?

 

42. You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

 

43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

 

44. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

 

45. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

 

46. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

 

47. Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.

 

48. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

 

49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.

 

50. Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!

 

51. You're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

 

52. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard

 

53. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

 

54. Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.

 

55. Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.

 

56. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don't care who knows it.

 

57. If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

 

58. What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!

 

59. Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.

 

60. We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.

 

61. What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?

 

62. What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

 

63. You are like my dentures. I can't smile without you.

 

64. Never laugh at your significant other's choices because you happen to be one of them.

 

65. There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.

 

66. Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.

 

67. You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.

 

68. Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl, who? Owl always love you!

 

69. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.

 

70. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

 

71. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish, who? Aw, Amish you too!

 

72. Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.

 

73. Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.

 

74. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

 

75. A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, "I love you." The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, "It's me talking to the wine."

 

76. Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!

 

77. How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

 

78. What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, "I can't breathe!"

 

79. Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will, who? Will you marry me?

 

80. Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

 

Happy reading!