100+ Best Love Jokes You'll Adore

    100+ Best Love Jokes You'll Adore

 

 

 

Boyfriend Jokes That'll Leave Him In Splits

 

Are you looking for some corny jokes for him that are rib-ticklingly funny? We've compiled a list of the most adorable jokes to tell your boyfriend.

 

1. Do you know why boyfriends are like cars? Because they drive you crazy!

 

2. What is common between good boyfriends and parking spaces? Both are already taken.

 

3. Why is it wise to never break up with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.

 

4. Why did the bartender get back with her boyfriend? Because he kept asking for one more shot.

 

5. What happens when your boyfriend pokes you in the eye? You stop seeing him for a while.

 

6. How do you tell your boyfriend that your relationship isn’t working out? You stop going to the gym with him.

 

7. Why isn’t Spider-Man the perfect boyfriend? Because he’s way too clingy.

 

8. What do you do when your boyfriend asks for more space? You lock him out of the house.

 

9. What’s the difference between a boyfriend watching sports and a couch? Nothing, because they’ve become one with each other.

 

10. What do you do with a boyfriend that doesn’t understand your fruit puns? You let that man-go.

 

11. What do you say when your boyfriend breaks up with you over video games? It’s a foolish thing to Fallout 4.

 

12. How do you end a first date with a boyfriend who’s a butcher? You say, “It was nice to meat you.”

 

13. What do you do when your boyfriend keeps acting like a flamingo? You put your foot down.

 

Girlfriend Jokes That Are Serious Mood Lifters

 

If you're tired of cheesy quotes and one-liners, then it's time for some girlfriend humor. These corny jokes for her are guaranteed to make her smile from cheek to cheek.

 

14. Why should you never laugh at the choices your girlfriend makes? Because you’re also one of them.

 

15. How do you show your girlfriend who’s the boss of the house? You just hold up a mirror to her face.

 

16. What is a ghost’s idea of true love? A ghoul-friend.

 

17. What's common between a girlfriend and an X-ray machine? Both can see right through you.

 

18. How did the astronaut's girlfriend respond when he proposed to her in space? “I’m so happy I can’t breathe!”

 

19. What did the detective think when his girlfriend wanted to split up? He thought they could cover more ground that way.

 

20. What do you call your girlfriend if she doesn’t text you when she gets home? Homeless.

 

21. Which song do sunflowers listen to when their girlfriend leaves them? “Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.”

 

22. What did the square say to his circle girlfriend when they broke up? “You aren’t edgy enough for me.”

 

23. How do you describe a girlfriend who is the square root of -100? She’s an absolute 10 but entirely imaginary.

 

24. When do bankers break up with their girlfriends? When they seem to lose interest.

 

25. What do you do if your girlfriend wants diamonds but you’re poor? You gift her a pack of cards.

 

Valentine's Day Jokes That'll Spread Some Love

 

Valentine's Day might be a cliché but the jokes aren't! So, why not indulge in some romance jokes made for the season of love?

 

26. What do cats say to each other on Valentine 's Day? “You’re purr-fect for me.”

 

27. How do bats spend Valentine's Day? They hang-out with their dates.

 

28. How do phones propose on Valentine 's Day? They give each other rings.

 

29. What did the farm owner give his wife on Valentine's Day? Lots of hogs and kisses!

 

30. Where do hotdogs take their partners on Valentine's Day? To the meatball.

 

31. Why do skunks look forward to Valentine 's Day? Because they are very scent-imental beings.

 

32. What do slugs write on Valentine's Day cards? They write, “Be my valen-slime?”

 

33. What do oars do on Valentine's Day? They like to have a little row-mance and go out on dates.

 

Love And Marriage Jokes That Are Very Relatable

 

If you're already sick of all the relationship memes on Instagram, here are some relationship jokes that'll cheer you up instantly.

 

34. What happens when you date a girl whose ex-boyfriend was a clown? You get some big shoes to fill.

 

35. Which is the best season for bed bugs to get married? The spring.

 

36. What happened when two vampires went on a dinner date? It was love at first bite.

 

37. Do you know why the Queen of Hearts married the King of Hearts? Because they were utterly suited for each other.

 

38. When do bees like to get married? When they find their honey.

 

39. What do you call a pair of spiders that just tied the knot? Newly-webs.

 

40. Why is it wise to marry an archeologist when you're older? Because the older you get, the more interested they’ll be.

 

41. Why do light bulbs have happy marriages? Because the sparks keep flying!

 

42. What do you call marriage between two Russians? A Soviet Union.

 

43. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a confectioner? Because they’ll dessert you.

 

44. What was the stamp’s way of confessing his love for the envelope? He said, “I’m stuck on you!”

 

45. What did the volcano say to express his love to his girlfriend? He said, “I lava you so much!”

 

46. Which sportsperson should you avoid marrying? A tennis player because love means nothing to them.

 

47. Why do brides cry at their wedding? Because they can’t marry the best man.

 

48. Why do melons have a traditional wedding? Because they cantaloupe.

 

49. What is it like to be in love with a baker? You have to attend to all their kneads.

 

Knock Knock Jokes That Are Full Of Love

 

Here are our top picks of classic knock-knock jokes that take the humor quotient of a love joke a notch higher!

 

50. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is it?

 

Adore.

 

Adore who?

 

Adore you, of course!

 

51. Knock, knock!

 

Who is there?

 

Juno.

 

Juno who?

 

Juno who loves you? Me.

 

52. Knock! Knock!

 

Who knocks?

 

Eyesore.

 

Eyesore who?

 

Eyesore do love you!

 

53. Knock, knock!

 

Who is it?

 

Cray.

 

Cray who?

 

Crazy for you!

 

54. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is outside?

 

Isle.

 

Isle who?

 

Isle always love you!

 

55. Knock! Knock!

 

Who knocks?

 

I love.

 

I love who?

 

I don’t know. Maybe you can tell me?

 

56. Knock, knock!

 

Who is there?

 

Iwana.

 

Iwana who?

 

I wanna hold your hand.

 

57. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is there?

 

Mary.

 

Mary who?

 

Mary me and you’ll see how much I love you!

 

58. Knock, knock!

 

Who is it?

 

Folin.

 

Folin who?

 

Folin in love with you.

 

59. Knock! Knock!

 

Who knocks?

 

Aldo.

 

Aldo who?

 

Aldo anything to win your love.

 

60. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is there?

 

Will.

 

Will who?

 

Will you marry me?

 

61. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is it?

 

Olive.

 

Olive who?

 

Olive you so so much!

 

62. Knock! Knock!

 

Who knocks?

 

Candice.

 

Candice who?

 

Candice be love that I’m feeling for you?

 

63. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is outside?

 

Willa.

 

Willa who?

 

Willa be my boyfriend?

 

64. Knock, knock!

 

Who is it?

 

Algo.

 

Algo who?

 

Algo on a date with you.

 

65. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is there?

 

Luke.

 

Luke who?

 

Luke into my eyes and you’ll see my love for you.

 

66. Knock, knock!

 

Who is it?

 

Notting.

 

Notting who?

 

Notting in the world can keep me away from you.

 

67. Knock! Knock!

 

Who is there?

 

Bee.

 

Bee who?

 

Bee my Valentine, please?

 

Jokes About Falling In Love

 

These funny cute jokes about being in love will surely make you fall for them.

 

68. What happens when you fall in love with an encyclopedia? You get in-fact-uated.

 

69. Why did she fall for the high-fat, low carb diet? Because it was the keto her heart the whole time.

 

70. What do you call it when two nachos fall for each other? A relation-dip.

 

71. What happens when two ropes fall head over heels for each other? They tie the knot.

 

72. What do you call a movie where two tectonic plates fall for each other, and that ends up being an eye-opener for many people? The Fault in Our Lines.

 

73. What do you call two raindrops who have fallen for each other? Rain-beaus.

 

74. Why do you think the lettuce fell in love with the sandwich? Because he was a hopeless romain-tic!

 

75. What do jail inmates do when they fall for each other? They finish each other’s sentences.

 

76. Why is Elvis Presley sentimental? Because he can’t help falling in love with you.

 

77. Do you know what happened when one girl fell in love with a mechanic? Their relationship had a breakdown.

 

78. What do porcupines fall for? Pincushions.

 

Jokes On Dating People Of Various Professions

 

Making healthy jokes about a partner's profession is a timeless recipe to cheer them up. Which one of these do you like?

 

79. Why is it easy to date a civil engineer? Because he’ll help bridge the gaps in your relationship.

 

80. Why is it risky to date a photographer? Because you might get shot.

 

81. What’s the best thing about dating an architect? The foundation of the relationship is strong!

 

82. What happens when your date is a mobile salesman? You always find his number busy.

 

83. Why shouldn’t you date a poet? Because they might go from bad to verse.

 

84. Why is it annoying to date a chef? Because you get roasted too much!

 

85. What is the worst thing about dating astronauts? They don’t like to give you any space.

 

86. What happens when you date an electrician? You keep getting shocking surprises every now and then.

 

87. Why is it fun to date butchers? Because they like to ham it up!

 

88. How does it feel to date a deep-sea diver? You drown in their love.

 

89. What is it like to date a dentist? They’ll always make you smile.

 

Corny Love Jokes That Are Aww-dorably Funny

 

If you're still craving some laughter, here are some funny love jokes that are also a little corny, all for you!

 

90. How do you make a crush notice you if they don't believe in love at first sight? You pass by them again.

 

91. How do you ask a foodie out on a date? You say, “Lettuce meat for dinner.”

 

92. How do atoms know that they are falling in love? They feel a strong force between each other.

 

93. What would the earth say to the sun if they started dating? “My entire world revolves around you.”

 

94. What did the mobile phone say to the Wi-Fi router? “I think I feel a special connection between us.”

 

95. What did the lung say to his girlfriend? “You take my breath away!”

 

96. What do the French say when they have to propose? They say, “Eiffel for you!”

 

97. What do you call it when two birds start dating? Tweet-hearts.

 

98. What did Mr. Broom say to his wife? “You absolutely swept me off my feet!”

 

99. Why is it difficult to impress the police? Because they don’t like anyone who steals hearts.

 

100. What do you say to a date you find in Prague? Czech-mate!

 

101. Why shouldn’t you date someone with a lazy eye disease? Because they’ll start seeing someone else.

 

102. What happens when you fail to get an online date? You get pistachios, almonds, and cashews instead.

 

 

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