What Are Some Good Jokes For April Fools Day

What Are Some Good Jokes For April Fools Day

 *****

Jokes for april fools day is coming up, so you need to be prepared with an arsenal of hilarious pranks that you can play on friends, family members and bitter enemies.

We don't advocate destroying people's property or hurting them (physically or mentally), but everything else is fair game!--Jokes for april fools day......

 *****

Let's read Funny Short Jokes about Jokes For April Fools Day

*****

Jokes For April Fools Day 

 *****

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

 ~~~~~

April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

 ~~~~~

You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.

 ~~~~~

Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away.

 ~~~~~

Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?

 *****

Jokes For April Fools Day

 *****

Jokes for april fools day (April 1st) is fast approaching, so we thought we might offer a few prank ideas for the more mischievous pandas among you (and if you’re not prone to mischief, now you’ll have some idea about what to look out for)

 *****

Jokes for april fools day

 *****

1. Toilet Shock

Print out a life-size photo of a face. You can choose anyone’s face – your own, a family member’s, or a monster or clown face from the internet. Fix the picture face-side up to the underside of the toilet seat and then put the lid down. The next time someone goes to the toilet and lifts the lid, they’ll get a real shock!

 ~~~~~

2. Leaky Cup

Use a pin to make some holes in a paper cup, near the top. Then later offer a friend or family member a drink and when they accept fill the cup to just below the holes. Give them the drink and then laugh as it leaks out of the holes onto their top as they drink it. Make sure you use a drink that doesn’t stain though!

 ~~~~~

3. Noisy Car

Fasten a balloon over the tail-pipe of someone’s car. When they start the car, the balloon will burst with a bang.

~~~~~

4. Wet Door

This classic prank involves filling a paper cup with water and placing it on top of a slightly open door. As soon as someone pushes the door to open it fully the water will fall onto the victim’s head.

 ~~~~~

5. Colorful Milk

If your milk comes in cardboard cartons, i.e. you can’t see the milk, then open one of them and some food coloring to the milk. The next person to use the milk will get quite a surprise when they pour it!

 ~~~~~

6. Disgusting Eater

Hide some food in a trash can and wait until someone walks by. As they do, take the food from the trash can and eat it and watch for the disgusted look on the passer by’s face.

 ~~~~~

7. Minty Oreos

Take an Oreo apart and remove the cream. Replace it with toothpaste and put the Oreo back together. Then offer it to an unsuspecting friend.

 ~~~~~

8. Malfunctioning Mouse

Stick part of a Post-It Note over the ball of someone’s computer mouse to stop it working. Don’t forget to write “April Fools” on the Post-It so they see it when they turn their mouse over to work out why it isn’t working.

 ~~~~~

9. Non-Lathering Soap

Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so that it won’t lather.

 ~~~~~

10. Do You Want Salt With That?

Replace the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt and watch people’s faces when they put sugar in their coffee or tea or on their cereal in the morning!

 *****

Jokes For April Fools Day

 *****

Jokes for april fools day, don't let the kids get the best of you. It's time to play a few funny tricks on them. After all, adults can get in on the silliness, too! (We've even included a few pranks to make dad smile.)--Jokes for april fools day ........

 *****

Jokes for april fools day

 *****

 

Jokes for april fools day

***** 

1.   Got a picture of a good friend? Have photo greeting cards made announcing an insane new job, or the birth of triplets, or any wild thing you can think of. Then mail them to everyone you know they know, or post it on their Facebook page. (Check out the card above.)

 ~~~~~

2.  The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they’ve eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you've never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.

 ~~~~~

3.  Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper, “They know.” Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about.

 ~~~~~

4.  Offer to wake up early and make pancakes for your family. Cut up round, pancake-size pieces of cloth beforehand. (Old sheets work great for this.) Coat the cloth pieces with batter and cook 'em up. They look like actual pancakes, but can’t be cut, even with a knife.

 ~~~~~

5.  Choose an inside door that opens into a room or hallway. Open it about 3 inches, and balance a roll of toilet paper on top of the open door. When someone opens it, they’ll get a gentle - but very surprising - bonk on the head.

 ~~~~~

6.  Got a ceiling fan? Put some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It’ll be snowing indoors.

 ~~~~~

7.  Got a neighbor who's a real patriot? Always flying the flag? Sneak out late at night and replace it with a large pair of boxer shorts.

~~~~~ 

8.  Put some ash or soot on your fingertip. Casually mention to a friend that he has a spot of dirt on his face as you reach up to remove it. Leave your mark!

 ~~~~~

9.  Buy a prepaid gift card from Starbucks or another store for $25. Then use it for yourself till it only has 25 cents left on it. Present it as a gift to your fool.

 ~~~~~

10.  Stretchy shrink-wrap can be loads of fun. You can get it at most office supply stores. Completely wrap a friend's car, bike, or motorcycle. Extra credit: leave a large pink bow on top.

*****

See more Jokes About April Fools Day with us :) 

*****

 Whomever it was april fools day jokes, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite Jokes for april fools day. Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!

*****

Thanks!!!!!