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Funny Jokes For The Whole Family

 

Family reunion jokes can be jokes about relatives and/or clean family about jokes. They are excellent attention-grabbers at the beginning of a family meeting, meal or other gathering. Just don’t poke fun at any one individual and keep your comments clean. If you’re unsure or hesitant, chose a different joke.

Here are a few one-liners, stories and jokes that make me laugh. They would make great family reunion jokes.

 

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Funny Jokes For Family 

 

Jokes for the whole family

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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

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I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.

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Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo.

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I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West.

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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!

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Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

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Our family motto is "Who took my phone charger?"

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Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!

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I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten..

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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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You might be a redneck if… you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.

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You might be a redneck if… your family tree doesn’t fork.

 

Jokes About Family Life

 

Funny jokes about family

 

 Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" 

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." 

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

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Wife: Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??

Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

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Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. 

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Q: "Where did you get those big eyes?"

A: "They came with the face."

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Q: "Has there been any insanity in your family?"

A: "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

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Q: “Has there been any insanity in your family?”

A: “Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

 

Clean Family Jokes Humor 

 

 

Jokes for family

 

Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts

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Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.

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Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

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A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

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They lived happily until they got married.

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

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Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.

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The family that sticks together should bathe more often.

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A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like YOUR mother-in-law better than I like mine!” 

 

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