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Really Funny Jokes For The Whole Family, Big Happy Family Jokes

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Funny Jokes For The Whole Family


Family reunion jokes can be jokes about relatives and/or clean family about jokes. They are excellent attention-grabbers at the beginning of a family meeting, meal or other gathering. Just don’t poke fun at any one individual and keep your comments clean. If you’re unsure or hesitant, chose a different joke.

Here are a few one-liners, stories and jokes that make me laugh. They would make great family reunion jokes.


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Funny Jokes For Family 


Funny jokes for the whole family

Jokes for the whole family


Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.


I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.


The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.


Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.


When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.


My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo.


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West.


Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!


Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.


Our family motto is "Who took my phone charger?"


Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!


I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten..


What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.


You might be a redneck if… you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.


You might be a redneck if… your family tree doesn’t fork.


Jokes About Family Life


Jokes about family life

Funny jokes about family


 Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" 

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."


Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." 

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."


Wife: Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??

Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"


Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. 


Q: "Where did you get those big eyes?"

A: "They came with the face."


Q: "Has there been any insanity in your family?"

A: "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."


Q: “Has there been any insanity in your family?”

A: “Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”


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Clean jokes for family for you of all the time


Jokes for family


Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts


Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.


Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!


A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.


They lived happily until they got married.


They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.


Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.


The family that sticks together should bathe more often.


A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like YOUR mother-in-law better than I like mine!” 


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