Funny Jokes About Snow Storms For Kids, Funny Snow Man Jokes

Funny Jokes About Snow Storms

 

Jokes About Snow

 

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jokes about snow

 

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?

A: Polaroids!

 

Q: What's an ig?

A: A snow house without a loo!

 

Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?

A: Because he thought his wife was a flake

 

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

 

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

A: Icebergers !

 

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

 

Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?

A: Snowbows.

 

Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?

A: No privacy!

 

Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?

A: A receding hare line.

 

Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?

A: Don't go around BRRfooted!

 

Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?

A: Froze-T

 

Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

A: Owlgebra.

 

Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?

A: You wake up wet!

 

Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?

A: Homeless

 

Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?

A: 3 days 

 

Funny Snow Jokes For Kids

 

 

funny snow jokes for kids

 

I told the doctor I slipped on his front step, and he said, 'Icy.'

 

Me? Ski down the mountain ? Snow way!

 

An avalanche is snow place to be.

 

What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T

 

They top the charts every January - the Black-Ice Peas.

 

What happened to Guns & Roses' lead singer's van in winter? Axel Froze

 

Those who play poker in a snowstorm must carefully shovel their decks.

 

What did the reindeer say before beginning his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.

 

Do reindeer go to public school? No, they're elf taught.

 

As the winter snow turned into rain, Frosty began to realize that fame was sleeting.

 

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.

 

Which elf sings "Love me tender?" Santa's little Elvis!

 

What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas? A lump of cold.

 

On the statue of Frosty in front of the optometrist's office : "Snowman's in Eyeland"

 

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Snow  Man Jokes

 

 

funny snow man jokes puns

 

Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast? 

Frosties!

 

What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?

Chilly sauce!

 

What sort of cakes do snowmen like? 

The ones with thick icing!

 

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? 

A snowmobile.

 

What do you call an old snowman?

Water!

 

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

 

What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen? 

Answer: Icebergers!

 

How do snowmen travel around? 

Answer: By icicle!

 

How one snowman greets the other one? 

Answer: Ice to meet you.

 

What is the popular name of the snowman in summers? 

Answer: A puddle.

 

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? 

Answer: You have to hollow out its head first.

 

What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole? 

Answer: Cold cash!

 

How do you get to know if the snowman is in your bed? 

Answer: You wake up wet!

 

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