• 70 Hilariously Funny Jokes to Tickle Your Family's Funny Bones

70 Hilariously Funny Jokes to Tickle Your Family's Funny Bones

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Satuday, 27/08/2022 02:08

    70 Hilariously Funny Jokes to Tickle Your Family's Funny Bones

Laughter is infectious. It lightens the weights we carry in life, uplifts our moods, and bonds us to those we share in it with. So why wouldn't we embrace any chance we have to giggle at a joke? That's why we've rounded up that set of (clean) jokes for adults and kids alike that will have the whole family laughing.


But that's not all. In addition to the 70 jokes below, we've also got dad jokes, jokes for kiddos, mom jokes, and jokes for holidays that you can share them with the youngest person in the room.


Get ready: Some of what's to come is quite punny. Some might even make your eyes roll. But, deep down, if we are honest, who doesn't smile at corny jokes? Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don't say we didn't warn you. Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes!




  • What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!
  • I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  • I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
  • Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.
  • What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
  • What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
  • My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
  • Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  • How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
  • Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
  • What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.
  • Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
  • My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
  • What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
  • Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
  • What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.
  • What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
  • What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
  • Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  • How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
  • I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
  • Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
  • What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
  • Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.
  • A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
  • How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
  • What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
  • What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
  • How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
  • What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"
  • How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
  • Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
  • Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
  • How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.
  • What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.
  • Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7-8-9.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
  • I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
  • What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
  • Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted.
  • How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
  • What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.
  • What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
  • What's the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.
  • What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
  • Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
  • A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  • What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
  • What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.
  • How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  • Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  • Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.
  • Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  • What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.
  • What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
  • I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
  • What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  • What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
  • How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
  • Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
  • What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
  • Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
  • I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
  • A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.
  • What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.
  • What's the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
  • What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
  • Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.

Thanks for reading. Wishing your family a lot of fun and happiness!

Big Bill Rizer


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