70+ Funny Cat Jokes: Just Kitten Around

     70+ Funny Cat Jokes: Just Kitten Around

 

There’s nothing better than breaking the ice with good, funny cat jokes. Tell a trapped bystander on an elevator.  Tell the cashier at the gas station.  If ever there is an awkward silence and you’re looking for space to fill—take one of these cat-inspired popsicle stick-style jokes and spread it like confetti. Whether you’re looking for cat jokes for kids, or some punny cat jokes for adults, we have them for you.

 

 

Jokes About Cats

 

 

1.What color is a kitty’s favorite?

Purr-ple

 

What does a cat say after making a joke?

Just kitten

 

3.What is it called when all the yummy treats are gone?

A cat-astrophe

 

4.What is a cat’s favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies

 

5.How do cats stop crime?

They call “claw enforcement.”

 

6.What do cats read on Sunday mornings?

The meowspaper

 

7.What’s a cat’s favorite movie genre?

Meowsicals

 

8.What is a kitten’s favorite school subject?

Hiss-tory

 

9.Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs

 

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

White chocolate mouse

 

11.Where do cats go when they lose their tails?

The retail store

 

12.What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

An eskimeow

 

13.How do cats resolve arguments?

They hiss and make up.

 

14.What do you call it when a cat has a temper tantrum?

A hissy fit

 

15.What dessert do kitties love on a hot day?

A mice-scream cone

 

16.What is a cat’s favorite film?

The Sound of Meowsic

 

17.What kinds of cats join bowling leagues?

Alley cats

 

18.Why did the cat get her way?

She was very purr-suasive.

 

19.What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

Good Mousekeeping

 

20.How did the kitten pass English?

They could identify an independent claws.

 

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21.What is the cat’s job title at the bakery?

The Whisker

 

22.What’s most important to a cat?

A great purr-sonality

 

23.What’s a grumpy old cat called?

A sour puss

 

24.What is a cat’s favorite rap song?

Mice, Mice Baby!

 

25.What did the kitten tell the mother cat?

Tall tails

 

26.What do cats do after a successful hunt?

Prey

 

27.How did the cat overcome his troubles?

He stayed pawsitive.

 

28.What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of wool?

She made mittens.

 

29.What did the alien say to the cat when it landed?

Take me to your litter.

 

30.What is a cat’s favorite game?

Cat and mouse

 

31.What do you call a cat in love?

One smitten kitten

 

32.What’s a cat’s favorite season?

Pawtumn

 

33.What is a cat’s favorite book?

The Great Catsby

 

34.Why did the cat’s back hurt?

He had bad paw-sture.

 

Cat at the top of christmas tree

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35.What did the cat say when he checked his bank account?

I’m so paw.

 

36.What is a cat’s favorite catchphrase?

Live long and paw-sper.

 

37.Why do cats win video games?

They have nine lives.

 

38.What stickers do kittens love?

Scratch’n’sniff

 

39.How do cats know when they are sick?

They feel clawful.

 

40.Who brings Christmas gifts to kittens in the desert?

Sandy Claws

 

41.Why did the cat change its camera settings?

He wanted to use paw-trait mode.

 

42.What do you call a super-stylish cat?

Haute cat-ture

 

43.Why is the woman so untrustworthy?

She kept letting the cat out of the bag.

 

44.What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A fur-rari

 

45.Why did the cat get fancy?

She was feline fine.

 

 

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