70+ Funny Cat Jokes: Just Kitten Around

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Wednesday, 07/12/2022 09:12

     70+ Funny Cat Jokes: Just Kitten Around


There’s nothing better than breaking the ice with good, funny cat jokes. Tell a trapped bystander on an elevator.  Tell the cashier at the gas station.  If ever there is an awkward silence and you’re looking for space to fill—take one of these cat-inspired popsicle stick-style jokes and spread it like confetti. Whether you’re looking for cat jokes for kids, or some punny cat jokes for adults, we have them for you.



Jokes About Cats



1.What color is a kitty’s favorite?



What does a cat say after making a joke?

Just kitten


3.What is it called when all the yummy treats are gone?

A cat-astrophe


4.What is a cat’s favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies


5.How do cats stop crime?

They call “claw enforcement.”


6.What do cats read on Sunday mornings?

The meowspaper


7.What’s a cat’s favorite movie genre?



8.What is a kitten’s favorite school subject?



9.Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs


What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

White chocolate mouse


11.Where do cats go when they lose their tails?

The retail store


12.What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

An eskimeow


13.How do cats resolve arguments?

They hiss and make up.


14.What do you call it when a cat has a temper tantrum?

A hissy fit


15.What dessert do kitties love on a hot day?

A mice-scream cone


16.What is a cat’s favorite film?

The Sound of Meowsic


17.What kinds of cats join bowling leagues?

Alley cats


18.Why did the cat get her way?

She was very purr-suasive.


19.What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

Good Mousekeeping


20.How did the kitten pass English?

They could identify an independent claws.


Image Credit: islam zarat, Shutterstock

21.What is the cat’s job title at the bakery?

The Whisker


22.What’s most important to a cat?

A great purr-sonality


23.What’s a grumpy old cat called?

A sour puss


24.What is a cat’s favorite rap song?

Mice, Mice Baby!


25.What did the kitten tell the mother cat?

Tall tails


26.What do cats do after a successful hunt?



27.How did the cat overcome his troubles?

He stayed pawsitive.


28.What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of wool?

She made mittens.


29.What did the alien say to the cat when it landed?

Take me to your litter.


30.What is a cat’s favorite game?

Cat and mouse


31.What do you call a cat in love?

One smitten kitten


32.What’s a cat’s favorite season?



33.What is a cat’s favorite book?

The Great Catsby


34.Why did the cat’s back hurt?

He had bad paw-sture.


Cat at the top of christmas tree

Image Credit: Jon Osumi, Shutterstock


35.What did the cat say when he checked his bank account?

I’m so paw.


36.What is a cat’s favorite catchphrase?

Live long and paw-sper.


37.Why do cats win video games?

They have nine lives.


38.What stickers do kittens love?



39.How do cats know when they are sick?

They feel clawful.


40.Who brings Christmas gifts to kittens in the desert?

Sandy Claws


41.Why did the cat change its camera settings?

He wanted to use paw-trait mode.


42.What do you call a super-stylish cat?

Haute cat-ture


43.Why is the woman so untrustworthy?

She kept letting the cat out of the bag.


44.What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A fur-rari


45.Why did the cat get fancy?

She was feline fine.



Thanks for reading. Having fun!

Big Bill Rizer


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