15 Really Bad Jokes: So Bad They’re Funny

Here are 15 really bad jokes that will make you cringe and make you smile simultaneously.

 

They really are so bad they’re funny. Certainly, they made me smile.

 

- Cashier in store: “Would you like the milk in a bag”?

- Man: “No, just leave it in the carton”.

 

- Man in a bookstore: Where is the Self Help section, please?

- Saleswoman: If I told that sir it would defeat the purpose.

 

- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

- In case he gets a hole in one!

 

- How do you make holy water?

- You boil the hell out of it.

 

- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

- Nothing, they just waved.

 

- Who’s the king of the classroom?

- The Ruler!

 

- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?

- Feyoncé!

 

- Why can’t zoo animals take tests?

- There are too many cheetahs!

 

- Why did the scarecrow win an award?

- Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

- What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?

- Someday my prints will come.

 

- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

- Great food but no atmosphere!

 

- How many apples grow on a tree?

- All of them!

 

- How do think the unthinkable?

- With an itheberg!

 

- What do you call a blind dinosaur?

- Doyouthinkhesaurus

 

- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

- It goes back four seconds!