100 Funny jokes which you can tell at work.

     100 Funny jokes which you can tell at work.

 

It's no secret that humor can be a great way to relieve stress and boost morale in the workplace. A good laugh can help ease tension, improve communication, and foster a positive work environment. So next time you're feeling overwhelmed or stressed out at work, try cracking a joke or sharing a funny story. Not only will it lift your own spirits, but it might just brighten up your coworkers' day too. So don't be afraid to bring a little humor to the office – it can go a long way in creating a more positive and enjoyable work experience for everyone.

 

 

1.Why was the computer cold at work? Because it left its Windows open!

2.Why was the computer tired when it got home from work? It had too many tabs open!

3.What did the grape say when it got stepped on at work? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

4.Why was the math book sad at work? It had too many problems.

5.Why was the office printer unhappy at work? It was stuck with the paper jams.

6.Why was the office chair unhappy at work? It was fed up with the office politics.

7.Why was the computer keyboard unhappy at work? It was fed up with the typos.

8.Why was the office plant unhappy at work? It was fed up with the dull office environment.

9.Why was the office stapler unhappy at work? It was fed up with holding everything together.

10.Why was the office paper clip unhappy at work? It was fed up with being bent out of shape.

11.Why was the office water cooler unhappy at work? It was fed up with being the gossip hub.

12.Why was the office coffee machine unhappy at work? It was fed up with being used and abused.

13.Why was the office calculator unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked to do all the hard sums.

14.Why was the office pen unhappy at work? It was fed up with being used to sign off on everything.

15.Why was the office pencil unhappy at work? It was fed up with constantly being sharpened.

16.Why was the office mouse unhappy at work? It was fed up with being clicked on all the time.

17.Why was the office rubber band unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stretched to its limits.

18.Why was the office paper unhappy at work? It was fed up with being crumpled and thrown in the bin.

19.Why was the office glue stick unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stuck in one place.

20.Why was the office tape dispenser unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stuck in the same place all the time.

21.Why was the office clock unhappy at work? It was fed up with ticking away the hours.

22.Why was the office light bulb unhappy at work? It was fed up with being turned on and off all the time.

23.Why was the office scanner unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked to scan everything.

24.Why was the office fax machine unhappy at work? It was fed up with sending documents back and forth.

25.Why was the office printer unhappy at work? It was fed up with running out of ink all the time.

26.Why was the office shredder unhappy at work? It was fed up with shredding everything.

27.Why was the office whiteboard unhappy at work? It was fed up with being erased and re-written on all the time.

28.Why was the office notepad unhappy at work? It was fed up with being filled up with notes and then thrown away.

29.Why was the office fridge unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stocked full of boring lunches.

30.Why was the office microwave unhappy at work? It was fed up with heating up the same old lunches.

31.Why was the office toaster unhappy at work? It was fed up with toasting the same old bread.

32.Why was the office kettle unhappy at work? It was fed up with boiling the same old water.

33.Why was the office blender unhappy at work? It was fed up with blending the same old smoothies.

34.Why was the office microwave unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked to reheat cold coffee.

35.Why was the office coffee machine unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked to make coffee all day long.

36.Why was the office vending machine unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked for the same old snacks.

37.Why was the office lunch room unhappy at work? It was fed up with being the place where everyone ate their boring lunches.

38.Why was the office water cooler unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked for refills all day long.

39.Why was the office elevator unhappy at work? It was fed up with going up and down all day long.

40.Why was the office escalator unhappy at work? It was fed up with being a moving staircase.

41.Why was the office air conditioning unit unhappy at work? It was fed up with trying to keep everyone comfortable.

42.Why was the office thermostat unhappy at work? It was fed up with being adjusted all the time.

43.Why was the office security camera unhappy at work? It was fed up with being watched all the time.

44.Why was the office fire alarm unhappy at work? It was fed up with being set off by burnt popcorn.

45.Why was the office door unhappy at work? It was fed up with being opened and closed all the time.

46.Why was the office windows unhappy at work? It was fed up with being opened and closed all the time.

47.Why was the office carpet unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stepped on all the time.

48.Why was the office rug unhappy at work? It was fed up with being walked on all the time.

49.Why was the office floor unhappy at work? It was fed up with being walked on all the time.

50.Why was the office ceiling unhappy at work? It was fed up with being looked up at all the time.

51.Why was the office walls unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stared at all the time.

52.Why was the office plants unhappy at work? It was fed up with being ignored all the time.

53.Why was the office furniture unhappy at work? It was fed up with being sat on all the time.

54.Why was the office desk unhappy at work? It was fed up with being cluttered all the time.

55.Why was the office drawer unhappy at work? It was fed up with being opened and closed all the time.

56.Why was the office filing cabinet unhappy at work? It was fed up with being filled up with paperwork.

57.Why was the office trash can unhappy at work? It was fed up with being filled up with garbage.

58.Why was the office light switch unhappy at work? It was fed up with being turned on and off all the time.

59.Why was the office light fixture unhappy at work? It was fed up with being turned on and off all the time.

60.Why was the office outlet unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

61.Why was the office extension cord unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stretched out all the time.

62.Why was the office power strip unhappy at work? It was fed up with being overloaded all the time.

63.Why was the office surge protector unhappy at work? It was fed up with protecting all the electronics from power surges.

64.Why was the office phone unhappy at work? It was fed up with being asked to make calls all day long.

65.Why was the office phone charger unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged in all the time.

66.Why was the office printer paper unhappy at work? It was fed up with being printed on all the time.

67.Why was the office ink cartridge unhappy at work? It was fed up with being used up all the time.

68.Why was the office computer unhappy at work? It was fed up with being used all the time.

69.Why was the office computer monitor unhappy at work? It was fed up with being stared at all the time.

70.Why was the office computer mouse unhappy at work? It was fed up with being clicked on all the time.

71.Why was the office computer keyboard unhappy at work? It was fed up with being typed on all the time.

72.Why was the office computer speaker unhappy at work? It was fed up with being played through all the time.

73.Why was the office computer headset unhappy at work? It was fed up with being worn all the time.

74.Why was the office computer webcam unhappy at work? It was fed up with being watched all the time.

75.Why was the office computer microphone unhappy at work? It was fed up with being talked into all the time.

76.Why was the office computer charger unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged in all the time.

77.Why was the office computer case unhappy at work? It was fed up with being carried around all the time.

78.Why was the office computer fan unhappy at work? It was fed up with keeping the computer cool all the time.

79.Why was the office computer processor unhappy at work? It was fed up with processing all the data all the time.

80.Why was the office computer RAM unhappy at work? It was fed up with storing all the data all the time.

81.Why was the office computer hard drive unhappy at work? It was fed up with storing all the data all the time.

82.Why was the office computer motherboard unhappy at work? It was fed up with connecting all the computer components all the time.

83.Why was the office computer graphics card unhappy at work? It was fed up with rendering all the graphics all the time.

84.Why was the office computer sound card unhappy at work? It was fed up with producing all the sound all the time.

85.Why was the office computer network card unhappy at work? It was fed up with connecting the computer to the internet all the time.

86.Why was the office computer CD-ROM unhappy at work? It was fed up with reading all the CDs all the time.

87.Why was the office computer DVD-ROM unhappy at work? It was fed up with reading all the DVDs all the time.

88.Why was the office computer floppy drive unhappy at work? It was fed up with reading all the floppy disks all the time.

89.Why was the office computer USB port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

90.Why was the office computer HDMI port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

91.Why was the office computer Ethernet port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

92.Why was the office computer VGA port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

93.Why was the office computer DVI port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

94.Why was the office computer speaker port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

95.Why was the office computer microphone port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

96.Why was the office computer headphone port unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

97.Why was the office computer power cord unhappy at work? It was fed up with being plugged into all the time.

98.Why couldn't the bicycle stand up at work? Because it was two-tired.

99.Why did the tomato turn red at work? Because it saw the salad dressing!

100.Why was the computer cold at work? Because it left its Windows open!

 

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