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Q: What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

A: Beat it. We’re closed.

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

A: For fingering a minor.

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Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

A: One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A: He only comes once a year.

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Q: What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

A: Phil!

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Q: What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A: A private tutor.

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Q: What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A: A cherry float.

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Q: What do boobs and toys have in common?

A: They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

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Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

A: Beef strokin’ off.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

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Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?

A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?

A: Because their plugged into a genius!

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Q: What does a lamb shagger say?

A: Bang a lamb a ding dong

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Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. 

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Q: Why did God give men penises?

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur

A: A lickalotopis

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Q: When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 

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Q: Why did God give men penises?

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur

A: A lickalotopis

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Q: When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 

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Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?

A: They steal all the green cards.

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Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A: A wet nose.

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Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A: About three inches.

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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

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Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A: a rip off

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