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List Of Clever Dirty Jokes That Are Funny

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these clever dirty jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

No matter the setting, these 30 dirty but funny jokes are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you.

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

A: Beat it. We’re closed.

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Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

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Q: What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

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Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?

A: Don’t make me come in there!

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Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?

A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Q: Why do women have orgasms?

A: Just another reason to moan, really.

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Q: What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

A: Phil!

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Q: What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A: A private tutor.

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Q: What did the O say to the Q?

A: Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

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Not for the faint of heart, our clever dirty jokes feature some of the nastiest humor you can find on the web. List of dirty jokes so raunchy you'll want to take a shower after reading them, and then proceed to tell all your buddies. A note to the more timid of you, when we say dirty but funny jokes – that’s exactly what we mean. It's possibly the worlds largest web archive of completely slightly dirty jokes.

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Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?

A: Crabs on your organ.

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Q: What's a cuckolds favorite movie?

A: Men In Black. 

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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine. 

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

A: 45 lbs. 

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Q: What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits?

A: Puppets. 

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Q: What does a guy and a car have in common?

A: They both have the ability to misfire.

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Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics

A: Not being a retard. 

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Q: What do you call a potato that kills Jews?

A: a dicTATER.

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Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name?

A: Papa Boner 

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Here is a clever dirty jokes category I hope you’ll enjoy. Be aware that some of these jokes may be offensive for someone. Do you know some slightly dirty jokes which we do not yet have on this list? Then you’r welcome to submit them to us so we can gather as many dirty but funny jokes as possible.

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Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?

A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A: a rip off

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Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

A: He only comes once a year.

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Q: What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

A: Married.

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Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

A: $3.99 a minute.

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Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?

A: Place to hang their air freshener.

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Q: What's got four legs and one arm?

A: A Rottweiler.

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Q: What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job?

A: The view.

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Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

A: Your job still sucks!

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