Funny Dead Rabbit Jokes--Dirty Joke Of The Day

Funny Dead Rabbit Jokes

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A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. 

The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.  

He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house.  He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. 

A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, 

"Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers and says, 

"Um... no... what happened?" The neighbor replies, 

"We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. 

There are some real sick people out there!"

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