Stupid Blondes Jokes That Are Really Funny

Stupid Blondes Jokes That Are Really Funny

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Stupid blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of stupid blonde women. These jokes about people, generally women,....

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Stupid blondes jokes

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Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?

A: She sticks it in the microwave!

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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

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Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek?

A: Because they can never find the sausage.

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Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?

A: Cum.

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Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?

A: Perri-air.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?

A: Air Pockets

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Q: What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40?

A: A Blonde-tourage.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

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Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?

A: To hide the valve stem!

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Q: What goes: vroooom-schreech, vrooom-schreech, vroooom-schreech?

A: A blonde at a flashing red light

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins

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Q: What do you call an eternity?

A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.

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Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?

A: They think their picture is being taken.

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Q: Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers?

A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards

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Q: Why did the blonde put sugar on her bed?

A: Because she wanted sweet dreams!

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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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Q: How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?

A: There is white out on the screen.

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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?

A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How do you kill a Blonde?

A: Put a Scratch 'n Sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?

A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

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Q: Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?

A: Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?

A: It finally dawned on her!

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Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?

A: Opens the car door.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings.

A: So they have somewhere to put their feet when having sex.

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Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't come home with you?

A: "Have another beer."

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Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

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Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A blonde parade.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Give her a gun and say it's a hair drier.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?

A: She blew them both

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Q: Why did God invent orgasms?

A: So blondes know when to stop screwing.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.

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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

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Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?

A: They drowned in Spring Training

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Q: Why were there 6 bullet holes in the blondes mirror?

A: She tried to kill her self 

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