Top Funny Lion Jokes One Liners For Kids In The World

Top Funny Lion Jokes One Liners For Kids In The World

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Here are top funny lion jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a lion jokes one liners?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these lion jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Let's read Funny Animal Jokes about Lion Jokes

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Funny lion jokes

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Q: What's a lion running a copy machine called?

A: A copycat!

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Q: What's the difference between Simba and O.J.?

A: One's an African lion the other a lyin African!

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Q: Why did the lion loose at poker?

A: Because he was playing with a cheetah

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Q: What do you call a lion with chicken pox?

A: A dotted lion.

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Q: What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert?

A: A chameleon.

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Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?

A: A dandy lion

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Q: What job does a lion do at a newspaper?

A: Run the lionotype machine!

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Q: Why did the lions eat the preacher?

A: because he told them that they must put away their pride!

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Q: Why are lions religious?

A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

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Q: Where does a lion sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!

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Q: What does a lion do on a canoe?

A: Use his Roar

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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!

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Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

A: Let us prey.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog?

A: A terrified postman!

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Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A: A tiger has the mane part missing

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Q: What is lion's favorite food ?

A: Baked beings!

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Q: How do you take a lion's temperature?

A: Very carefully!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?

A: Frost-bite!

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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field ?

A: Pleased to eat you!

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Q: On which day do lions eat people ?

A: Chewsday !

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Q: Why don't lions like fast food?

A: Because they can't catch it!

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Q: Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9?

A: Lioness Pawling.

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Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?

A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.

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Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?

A: Because they don't know how to cook.

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Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?

A: More than the lion!

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Q: Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for working with his lions?

A: He wanted to take 'pride' in his appearence!

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Q: What is a lions favorite cookie?

A: Chocolate Chimp.

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Q: What do you call a cat with a lions roar?

A: Kitty Perry.

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Q: What do you call a lion thats a talk show host?

A: Larry King of the Jungle.

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Q: What is a lions favorite state?

A: Maine

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Q: What street do lions live on?

A: Mane St.

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