The List Of 30 Silly One Liner Lamb Jokes For Adults

The List of 30 Silly One Liner Lamb Jokes For Adults

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Here are 30 funny lamb jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a funny lamb joke?

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Funny lamb jokes for adults

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Q: Why did the lamb call the police?

A: He had been fleeced

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Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?

A: A Candy Baa.

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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

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Q: What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?

A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?

A: A wrap-around sweater

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Q: How do lamb greet each other at Christmas?

A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!

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Q: How do lamb in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

A: "Fleece Navidad!"

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Q: How many lamb does it take to knit a sweater?

A: Don't be silly - lamb can't knit!

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Q: What animal sounds like a lamb but isn't?

A: A baaaa-boon!

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Q: What do you call a dancing lamb?

A: A baa-lerina!

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Q: Where do lambs go when they die?

A: To the baa baa que.

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Q: What do you call a lamb that is always quiet?

A: A shhhheep!

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Q: What do you call a lamb with no legs?

A: A cloud.

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Q: Where do lambs get together?

A: The meet market.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a lamb and a porcupine?

A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.

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Q: Where did the lamb get a haircut?

A: The baa-baa shop!

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Q: Where do lamb get their wool cut?

A: At the baa-baa shop!

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Q: Where do lambs take a bath?

A: In a baaaa-th tub!

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Q: What did the lamb want to do?

A: To wool the world.

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Q: Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?

A: Because she did a ewe-turn!

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Q: Where do lambs go on vacation?

A: To the baaaaaahamas.

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Q: Why couldn't the little lamb play outside?

A: It was being baaaaaaaad!

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Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A: A Lamborghini

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Q: What do you call a religious lamb?

A: A baaaa=ptist.

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Q: What do you call lambs taking over France?

A: Baaaa-stile Day.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a goat and a lamb?

A: An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool

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Q: What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?

A: "The Wool Street Journal" 

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