Monkey Jokes And Riddles For Kids That Are Really Funny

Monkey Jokes And Riddles For Kids

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Here are top monkey jokes and riddles by Boys’ Life readers that will make you howl with laughter. Do you know a monkey jokes for kids?

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these monkey jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?

A: Because it had appeal!

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Q: What do monkeys do for laughs?

A: They tell jokes about people!

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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

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Q: What do you tell a bad monkey?

A: Stop chimping about.

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Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!

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Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

A: It won't be long now.

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Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?

A: The monkey bars!

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Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who can jump from tree to tree?

A: He was a monkey's uncle.

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Q: What do you call a Chimpanzee that works in a bar?

A: A Monkey Wench.

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Q: What do you call a monkey with a wizards hat and wand?

A: Hairy potter

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Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?

A: Let the chimps fall where they may.

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Q: Did you hear about the awful jungle party?

A: Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip.

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Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

A: To a retailer!

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Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?

A: The banana split!

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Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?

A: There are too many cheetahs there!

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Q: Why shouldn't you get into a fight with a monkey?

A: They use gorilla warfare.

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Q: What do you call a monkey that succeeds at every sport?

A: A chimpion!

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Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?

A: On the ape vine!

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Q: How do you get an escaped lion back into his habitat?

A: With a bargaining chimp.

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Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?

A: a Monkey Business.

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Q: How do you catch a monkey?

A: Climb a tree and act like a banana!

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Q: What did the monkey say.When he slide down the flag pole?

A: Goodness gracious great balls of fire. 

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 Whomever it was monkey jokes and riddles, first, we’re sure glad he did. Here are our favorite "funny monkey jokes for kids". Feel free to add yours to the list in the “Comments” section!