Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!! Animal Jokes

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Tueday, 12/01/2021 03:01

Here is the list of the rest of our animal jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean jokes for kids and people of all ages.:

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bull-dozer.



Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

A: Build a sty-scraper!



Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

A: An udder failure.


Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers!



Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: They are always stuffed!


Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.


Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Poll


Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A: Odor in the court!


Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch!


Q: Why did the snake cross the road?

A: To get to the other ssssssside!


Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools.


Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A: A milk dud!


Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?

A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)



Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

A: Pleased to eat you.


Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny! Q: What fish only swims at night? A: A starfish!


Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?

A: Because it has its own scales!


Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A: An eggroll!



Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken!


Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?

A: Because he tasted funny!


Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!


Q: What animals are on legal documents?

A: Seals!


Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

A: A pie-thon!


Q: What is 'out of bounds'?

A: An exhausted kangaroo!


Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?

A: Bison!


Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?

A: He thought it was a lion!


Q: How do bees get to school?

A: By school buzz!


Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?

A: B!


Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?

A: Frogs, they croak every night!


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