Funny Tiger Woods Jokes One Liners That Will Make You Laugh

Tiger Woods Jokes

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Kids love animals and few animals are really attracted for them, tigers woods jokes are one of them. Lions and tigers jokes are a great source of attraction for kids. Many cartoon characters are also created for the entertainment of kids. Similarly, kids love to hear tiger woods jokes. They tell them in jokes competitions in their schools, kids clubs and birthday parties of their friends. Kids are always looking for interesting tiger woods jokes. As kids cannot remember long and complicated jokes, so usually tiger jokes for kids are short, which are easy to remember and tell. These jokes are so interesting that not only children but elders also enjoy them and tell their friends. Some kids adopt this as hobby and they collect tiger woods jokes and note them in their note books. If you are a tiger lover and want some interesting and funny tiger jokes, here are few of them for you. I hope you will enjoy them.

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Tiger woods jokes

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Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?

A: A copycat!

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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?

A. Because he was playing with a cheetah

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Q: Why are tigers religious?

A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

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Q: Where does a tiger sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!

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Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

A: A tiger lily!

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Q: Whats striped and bouncy?

A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

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Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?

A: A tiger moth!

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Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: He was looking for pooh.

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Q: What does Calvin feed Hobbes?

A: Nothing he's already stuffed.

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Q: How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes! 

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Funny Tiger Jokes

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Funny tiger jokes

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Q: Why are tigers religious?

A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?

A: Frost-bite!

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Q: Where does a tiger sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!

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Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?

A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.

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Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

A: A tiger lily!

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Q: Why can’t a tiger become a herbivore?

A: A tiger can’t change his stripes.

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Q: Whats striped and bouncy?

A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

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Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?

A: A tiger moth!

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Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: He was looking for pooh.

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Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?

A: He felt funny !

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Funny Tiger Jokes

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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.

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Q: Why do tigers eat raw meat?

A: Because they can’t cook!

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Q: What do tigers wear to bed?

A: Striped Pyjamas!

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Q: Which side of a tiger has the most stripes?

A: The outside!

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Q: On what day do tigers eat?

A: Chews-day!

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Q: What's worse than Tiger Woods driving your Cadillac Escalade?

A: Dick Cheney riding shotgun.

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Q: How do you "Tiger-proof" a golf course?

A: By strategically placing fire hydrants around it.

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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? 

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

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What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?

They went clubbing

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Q: Why do tigers always eat raw meat?

A: Because they don't know how to cook. 

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