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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road jokes?

A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

 

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

 

Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

 

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To cockadoodle dooo something!

 

Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?

A: She was no spring chicken.

 

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

 

Q: How did the headless chicken cross the road jokes?

A: in a KFC bucket.

 

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

A: It eggs-plodes!

 

Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?

A: CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)

 

Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

 

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Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

 

Q: Whats the difference between meat and chicken?

A: If you beat your chicken it dies.

 

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road jokes, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

 

Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

A: She kicked the bucket!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A: A brick layer!

 

Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: To see his brother!

 

Q: What kind of chicken grows on a tree?

A: Poultry.

 

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?

A: It was stuck to the chicken!

 

Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?

A: To get to its other side!

 

Q: Why did the chicken (funny chicken jokes) join a band?

A: Because it already had drumsticks.

 

Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?

A: Piece of Cake.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road jokes twice?

A: He was a double-crosser!

 

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo cluck!

 

Q: What do you call a smelly coward?

A: A funky chicken! (funny chicken jokes )

 

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

 

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

A: She was tickled to death!

 

Q: Why don't chickens like people?

A: They beat eggs!

 

Q: Why did the rooster run away?

A: He was chicken!

 

Q: What do chickens grow on?

A: Eggplants!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross (chicken cross the road jokes) the basketball court?

A: He heard the referee calling fowls

 

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

A: Because talk is cheep!

 

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A: A bird that lays down!

 

Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?

A: To see a chicken strip.

 

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?

A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

A: It wanted to get to the other site!

 

Q: What does a chicken (funny chicken jokes) need to lay an egg every day?

A: Hendurance.

 

Q: Why did the chicken crossing the road jokes?

A: So he wouldn't get bocked in traffic.

 

Q: Why did McDonald's run out of chicken McNuggets?

A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.

 

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

A: An alarm cluck!

 

Q: Why did the chicken crossing the road jokes half way?

A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

 

Q: If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll?

A: Nowhere because roosters don't lay egg.

 

Q: What do chicken (funny chicken jokes) families do on Saturday afternoon?

A: They go on peck-nics!

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?

A: The Cluck o'the Irish!

 

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

A: Coop-cakes!

 

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A: An eggroll!

 

Q: How do chickens bake a cake?

A: From scratch!

 

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road (jokes) roll in mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double crosser

 

Q: What did the sick chicken say?

A: "I have the people-pox!"

 

Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?

A: In a HEN-velope!

 

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

A: The bombshell!

 

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?

A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

 

Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?

A: A Hensemble.

 

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

 

Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road?

A: Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet

 

Q: Why did the chicken crossing the road jokes?

A: He wanted to get to the chicken strip club.

 

 

Q: Why don't chickens wear pants?

A: There peckers on their face.

 

Q: What do you call someone who steals chicken?

A: A Chicken Pot Pirate.

 

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?

A: Because he couldnt get his cock out of the chicken.

 

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road jokes?

A: Because they were chicken

 

Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

A: Chicken.

 

Q: Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?

A: Coz he wanted to play squash! (funny chicken jokes)

 

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