Fish Jokes 01 -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Fish Jokes 01


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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!


Where do little fishes go every morning?

To plaice school!


What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!


How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!


1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you' 

2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' 


What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?



What do you call a fish with no eyes?



What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible!


Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!


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