100 Funny Llama Puns, Jokes and Sayings to Make You Laugh Out Loud

    100 Funny Llama Puns, Jokes and Sayings to Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

 

It’s unquestionable that llamas are one of the most loved animals on this planet because of their enormous cuteness. So, it’s no wonder that llama puns are also one of the cutest animal-based jokes you ever heard. Being able to spend some time with this adorable creature is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but there’s no need to wait for this special occasion to include this animal in your life. All you need is just a collection of funny llama puns.

 

Funny Llama Jokes and Puns to Share

 

**_What do llamas call the end of time? Llamageddon

 

**_What’s a llama’s favorite song? Llama Chameleon

 

**_What’s a llama’s favorite drink? Llamanade

 

**_What do you call a very fast llama? A Llamagini

 

**_What’s llama’s favourite film? Llamadeus

 

**_What did the llama get when he graduated school? A dipllama

 

**_What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? Llama-llama-ding-dong!

 

**_What’s more amazing than a talking llama? A spelling bee.

 

**_What do you call a secret group of llamas? The i-llama-nati.

 

**_What happens when you stand between to llamas? You get llamanated.

 

**_Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru? What a llama queen

 

**_Who is the llama spiritual leader? The Dalai Llama

 

**_Who is a llama’s favorite president? Barack Ollama

 

**_How do llamas respond when someone says, “thank you?” “No probllama”

 

**_What did the llama say to the grass? “Nice gnawing you!”

 

**_What do llamas say when they meet someone new? “Fleeced to meet you!

 

**_What did the llama say to the depressed camel? “Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

 

**_What do llamas always say after yoga class? “Llamaste”

 

**_Did you hear about the llama who wrote a book? He was a woolly thinker.

 

**_What do llamas do when they eat outside together? they have alpacanic.

 

**_What did the alpaca say when her friend asked how far the beach was? It’s spitting distance.

 

**_What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday? Alpaca my bags

 

**_What did the llama say when he was robbed? “I’ve been fleeced!”

 

**_Who’s a llama’s favorite composer? Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart. If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

 

**_Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face? Llama Del Rey

 

**_What actor do llamas love? Al Pacacino

 

**_Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco

 

**_What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce? “I guess alpaca my things.”

 

**_No one is afraid of llama kisses. But, why is everyone afraid of the alpaca lips?

 

**_What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

 

**_What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca? “Don’t-a worry! It’s a fals-a llama.”

 

**_When does a alpaca go “moo”? When it is learning a new language!

 

**_What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas? Alpacalypse

 

**_How do alpacas get you in the morning? They set their allamas

 

**_What did the llama say when he was invited on vacation? “Alpaca my bags!”

 

**_What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror? His spitting image.

 

**_What did the camel say to the llama? Let me teach you how to spit!

 

**_What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics? “My llama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

 

**_What happens when you stand between two llamas? You get llamanated!

 

**_Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse! Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

 

**_What did the llama say to his friend? “Is your mama a llama?”

 

**_I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.

 

**_What do you call a very fast llama? A llamaghini

 

**_What is a llama’s favorite drink? Llamanade.

 

**_Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

 

**_Why don’t Lucy Llama and Lacey Llama get along? Typical llama drama

 

**_Why else did the llama cross the road? He wanted to prove to the possum that it could be done.

 

If you are looking for a collection of good llama puns or jokes, below is a helpful list that will make you laugh out loud. The llama-based puns below can be made based on the characteristics of these camelids or the way they name blends easily into English.

 

Cute Llama Names:

 

Wolly

Poki

Boomer

Floof

Fawn

Anchor

Buttons

Meatball

Cloudy

Mellow

Frizzle

Duey

Clover

Butters

Zoey

Patches

Dolly

Loot

 

Perfect Llama Puns for Instagram Captions

 

**_How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish? “Fleece Navidad” (or “Feliz Llamadad”)

 

**_What do llamas say when they’re being told something obvious? “No spit, Sherlock.”

 

**_ Llamas are Star Trek fans too! They love saying “Live llama and prosper.”

 

**_I don’t want to hear all of your complaining. Save the drama for your llama.

 

**_Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la llama!

 

**_What did the llama say when he found out that he had been stolen from? “I’ve been fleeced!”

 

**_What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves? “Fleeced to meet you.”

 

**_Many llamas think that the world is going to end soon. They’re fearful of the impending llamageddon.

 

**_What do llamas say when they’re trying to make an important decision? “Llama think about it.”

 

**_What do llamas always say after yoga class? “Llamaste.”

 

**_What is a llama’s favorite LL Cool J song? “Llama Said Knock You Out.”

 

**_What do llamas drink before they fight? Alpaca punch.

 

**_What is a llama’s favorite movie? Alpacalypse Now.

 

**_Llamas are excellent office assistants. They always make sure that important papers get llamanated.

 

**_I thought about shearing my llama, but I guess I better leave wool enough alone.

 

**_It’s hard for celebrity llamas to get any privacy. There’s always llamarazzi around.

 

**_Many llamas are fans of classical music. Their favorite composer? Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

 

**_What do you call a really big llama? A wooly mammoth!

 

**_What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama? A turtle-neck sweater!

 

**_Who is the dating expert in Llamaville? Chuck Woolery.

 

**_Some llamas like singing to music, but others prefer to sing alpacapella.

 

**_One of the major religions in the llama world is Isllama.

 

**_When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”

 

**_Who could ever forget the chorus of that famous 80s song, “Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon…”?

 

**_It’s not always easy to think of new llama puns–sometimes it can be a real dilllama.

 

**_There once was a llama that had a reputation for being a little schizophrenic. People said that he had a “spit” personality.

 

**_Who is the most famous hip-hop artist in the llama community? Kendrick Llama.

 

**_Llamas despise franchise restaurants; they would rather eat at a hole-in-the-wool.

 

**_What did the llama magician say before he performed a trick? “Abra-alpaca!”

 

**_One of the biggest hip-hop stars in Llamaville put on a concert. He was spitting fire.

 

**_In case of emergency, be sure to pull the fire allama.

 

**_What do you get when you cross a llama, camel and cow? A llamadairy!

 

**_What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? “Llama-llama-ding-dong!”

 

**_Legend has it that llamas come from a mystical utopian land in the Himalayan Mountains. They call the place “Shangri-Llama”.

 

**_Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history? Osama Bin Llama.

 

**_What did Llamye West say to Taylor Swift? “Llama let you finish…”

 

**_What did the llama say to the grass in the field? “Nice gnawing you!”

 

**_Who is a llama’s favorite pop singer? Llama Del Ray.

 

**_What do you call a super-fast llama? A llamaghini.

 

**_In Llamaworld, they have elections just like we do. Their most recent president was Barack Ollama.

 

**_Who is one of the wisest llamas who ever lived? The Dalai Llama.

 

**_What do llamas do when they eat outside together? They have an alpacnic.

 

**_What do all llamas receive when they graduate from school? A dipllama.

 

**_What do llamas say when things don’t go as planned? “Spit happens.”

 

**_Who is one of the most famous actors in Llamawood? Al Pacacino.

 

**_How do llamas like to cook their food? On a spit.

 

**_What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? The Llamas and the Papas.

 

**_How do llamas respond when you say “Thank you”? They always say “No probllama.”

 

**_Some conspiracy theorists believe that there is a secret llama society that controls the world from behind the scenes. They call it the Illamanati.

 

**_What is a llama’s favorite Led Zeppelin song? “Whole Llama Love”.

 

If you just came back from visiting a llama farm and took a nice photo with this adorable animal, you may want to post those photos on your Instagram account. Make your followers laugh with some llama puns and jokes for the captions. Thank for reading!