True Love--Corny Love Jokes| Adult Funny Jokes

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A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. 


The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing. 


He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. 


The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior. 


"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."


 "Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea." 


"Well, what about anal sex?" 


"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea." 


"There is always oral sex." 


"Nope, she has pyorrhea." 


"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you marry her?" 


"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!" 


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