Jokes for adults, with and without curtain!

Bored, a boy opens the family bible and begins to browse and follow the book’s drawings. Suddenly, he finds the offer pressed between the pages.

 

– Mom, Mom, look at what I found! The boy shouted happily.

 

– What did you find? The curious mother asks.

 

– Well, mom, I think it’s Eve’s panties and she looked at us…

 

– Adults, I have to warn you that my husband is back in 30 minutes.

 

– But ma’am, I do nothing honorable!

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Q: Why are condoms transparent?

 

A: Because the sperm can even admit the view if they are not allowed to enter anyway.

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Q: What is the benefit of having group love?

 

A. If you have something to do, you can leave at any time, no one will notice.

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During the prelude, the husband proposes to his wife:

 

– My dear, let’s try position 68 too.

 

– 68? I didn’t hear, what’s this?

 

– You do it to me, and I owe you one.

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In the middle of the night, an adult man sounded desperate for Urgent:

 

– I do not make adult jokes. Please come urgently because my little boy swallowed a condom!

 

After five minutes, he calls again in urgency, but this time he calmly announces:

 

– You don’t come, it’s all right, I found another condom.

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Two Transylvanians arrive in Amsterdam and they want to check how much the truth is in the adult jokes. I knock on the door of a brothel. The “receptionist” cracked the door slightly, looked at them strangely and asked:- What do you want?

 

– No, don’t worry, we would like to “tweak” something!

 

– But how much money do you have?

 

– 5 euros.

 

– With this money, you can “twirl” between you!

 

Half an hour passes, and the Transylvanians knock at the door again:

 

– What do you want now?

 

– Amu, when we finished, we came to pay.

 

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Without a doubt, some jokes for adults always bring a smile to their lips in terms of a good mood. Even the most serious people do not stand in front of an adult joke, so we have selected a few that will make you laugh.

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An old man stands in front of the icon and prays:

 

– Lord, give me direction and consolidation, direction and consolidation.

 

The old man from the stove completes it:

 

– Listen, pray only for reinforcement, as I give the direction.

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Johnny, who became a minister, remembers childhood: I studied poorly at school, and my mother was often called to the principal. Then, I started to study better, and my mother and the director had to look for another place.

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At radio, a listener calls:

 

– Why do we make love back and forth?

 

– Because there is no place to return…

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One morning, a stumble comes, at the stern, to say goodbye.

 

Baba: – Father, I have been accused!

 

Popa: – Yes, make so many laps, around the church, how many times you have been wrong!

 

Later in the evening, the baba puts his head back on the door:

 

Baba: – Father, yes, you don’t have a bicycle? That I can no longer have foot pain!

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Two sperm understand each other, traveling together, on the way to… final point.

 

First: – Well, did I get in the womb?

 

The second: – Wait, for now, we are in the tonsils!

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Question: – What is the difference between a powerful English and a powerless Italian?

 

Answer: – None!

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Two doctors discuss among themselves:

 

– There’s something in the air that leaves pregnant women!

 

– What?

 

– Their feet!