Jokes for adults, with and without curtain!

4/5 (2) votes

Monday, 07/12/2020 07:12

Bored, a boy opens the family bible and begins to browse and follow the book’s drawings. Suddenly, he finds the offer pressed between the pages.


– Mom, Mom, look at what I found! The boy shouted happily.


– What did you find? The curious mother asks.


– Well, mom, I think it’s Eve’s panties and she looked at us…


– Adults, I have to warn you that my husband is back in 30 minutes.


– But ma’am, I do nothing honorable!


Q: Why are condoms transparent?


A: Because the sperm can even admit the view if they are not allowed to enter anyway.


Q: What is the benefit of having group love?


A. If you have something to do, you can leave at any time, no one will notice.


During the prelude, the husband proposes to his wife:


– My dear, let’s try position 68 too.


– 68? I didn’t hear, what’s this?


– You do it to me, and I owe you one.


In the middle of the night, an adult man sounded desperate for Urgent:


– I do not make adult jokes. Please come urgently because my little boy swallowed a condom!


After five minutes, he calls again in urgency, but this time he calmly announces:


– You don’t come, it’s all right, I found another condom.


Two Transylvanians arrive in Amsterdam and they want to check how much the truth is in the adult jokes. I knock on the door of a brothel. The “receptionist” cracked the door slightly, looked at them strangely and asked:- What do you want?


– No, don’t worry, we would like to “tweak” something!


– But how much money do you have?


– 5 euros.


– With this money, you can “twirl” between you!


Half an hour passes, and the Transylvanians knock at the door again:


– What do you want now?


– Amu, when we finished, we came to pay.



Without a doubt, some jokes for adults always bring a smile to their lips in terms of a good mood. Even the most serious people do not stand in front of an adult joke, so we have selected a few that will make you laugh.


An old man stands in front of the icon and prays:


– Lord, give me direction and consolidation, direction and consolidation.


The old man from the stove completes it:


– Listen, pray only for reinforcement, as I give the direction.


Johnny, who became a minister, remembers childhood: I studied poorly at school, and my mother was often called to the principal. Then, I started to study better, and my mother and the director had to look for another place.


At radio, a listener calls:


– Why do we make love back and forth?


– Because there is no place to return…


One morning, a stumble comes, at the stern, to say goodbye.


Baba: – Father, I have been accused!


Popa: – Yes, make so many laps, around the church, how many times you have been wrong!


Later in the evening, the baba puts his head back on the door:


Baba: – Father, yes, you don’t have a bicycle? That I can no longer have foot pain!


Two sperm understand each other, traveling together, on the way to… final point.


First: – Well, did I get in the womb?


The second: – Wait, for now, we are in the tonsils!


Question: – What is the difference between a powerful English and a powerless Italian?


Answer: – None!


Two doctors discuss among themselves:


– There’s something in the air that leaves pregnant women!


– What?


– Their feet!

Big Bill Rizer


Yo Mama Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Romantic Quotes

More fun with johnny upgrade cool maths, klondike turn 3, i will love you forever quotes, klondike solitaire turn one